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Dead Men’S Clubs: A Story of Golf, Death, and Redemption
Dead Men’S Clubs: A Story of Golf, Death, and Redemption
Dead Men’S Clubs: A Story of Golf, Death, and Redemption
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Dead Men’S Clubs: A Story of Golf, Death, and Redemption

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Munch Malone is one seriously inept golfer, but that hasnt dimmed his enthusiasm for the game. Now, at seventy, Munch, a high handicapper, has drawn some unlikely attentionfrom the afterlife.

From on high, two golfersboth quite deceasedhave been scouring Earth on a quest to find the perfect golfer. But there are so many golfers on so many golf courses. If they are ever to play the game they both loved so much in life again, they need just the right golfer for a grand experiment from the Great Beyond. And then they find Munch. Target acquired, they settle back into their easy chairs in the great clubhouse in the sky, drinks in hand, to watch as their experiment plays itself out down on terra firmaon high-definition television, of course.

Meanwhile, down on Earth, Munch is going about his life, oblivious to the role he is about to play in their game. Hes just invested in clubs that once belonged to scratch golfers his secret strategy for success in the USGA Senior Mens Amateur Championship. But his destiny to win the Open is derailed as Vegas operatives plot to steal his clubs. The escapade romps across The Greenbriers Old White Golf Course and into the hotels underground bunkeras the adventure is spiced up by sexual twists and Glocks being drawn on the course.

Now, its a battle of willsboth terrestrial and heavenlyto see if Munchs destiny or his ineptitude will reign supreme.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherAbbott Press
Release dateNov 7, 2012
ISBN9781458205681
Dead Men’S Clubs: A Story of Golf, Death, and Redemption
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Charlie Ryan

Charlie Ryan is a serial entrepreneur who founded and sold four marketing firms over thirty-two years. He began his career as a television anchor; after selling his businesses, he became the founding dean of a graduate school of business. He currently lives in South Carolina, and he seeks divine intervention when trying to lower his handicap.

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