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Fifty Ways to Slay
Fifty Ways to Slay
Fifty Ways to Slay
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Fantasia Seele has always been naive, but nothing can prepare her for the day she meets notorious serial killer Tristan Shay. Tristan leads a disturbing lifestyle, and has a dark past to go along with it. From the moment the two encounter one another, it's love at first sight, and the killer agrees to take Fantasia under his wing and introduce his new protege to his sick world. While learning more about her new man and the lifestyle he's created for himself, Fantasia soon finds they share the same violent tendencies, and bond over Tristan's preferred sexual method, necrophilia, becoming inseparable in the process.

A parody of the wildly popular Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, Fifty Ways to Slay tells a twisted love story that proves no matter what your background, we can all be seduced by the dark side.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherScribl
Release dateJun 13, 2018
ISBN9781633480629
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"Jerry" "Belitch"

I'm an author, comedy writer, parodist, and stand-up comedian living in Southern California. My work contains a variety of topics, ranging from observational and pop cultural humor, to current events and politics. Primary influences are "Weird Al" Yankovic, Stephen Lynch, Lewis Black, and South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Please visit my website, www.jbelitch.com, to learn more about my current projects and follow me on social media. Twitter: @parodyjerry Facebook: /parodyjerry

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