Somebody's Ol Lady: Devious Jokers MC, #4

By Needa Warrant

Welcome back to the Devious Jokers MC chapter in Greensprings, NY. Hermit's daughters want ol' men, Axel wants Dainty for his own, & Chrome is in for a big shock. A ghost from Hermit's past reappears with a surprise, all is not what it seems in Greensprings. Lucifer needs all Hermit's, the Nomad's, and all the support he can get.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Needa Warrant
• Release date: Aug 3, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386309925

Needa Warrant

Needa Warrant is the pen name for a biker chick who started writing as a way to help animals, mainly horses. She's not your typical author, her writing style is unique. She writes more or less as bikers speak and live. Needa does have an editor but if you're a grammar freak or a mean person, please don't read her books. Books are not cheap to make & she sells all her books for a fair price. Needa is a huge advocate for animals and any cause she believes in. Needa often says she writes an MC soap opera as she brings old characters back. BACKREST BYTCHES PUBLISHING LLC is Needa's very own publishing company! Needa has exciting new projects coming in the near future.  

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Somebody’s Ol Lady

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Needa Warrant

Somebody’s Ol Lady

© 2018 Needa Warrant

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Contents

Title

Contents

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Epilogue

Please Share your Love

Acknowledgements

Books by Needa Warrant

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Prologue

Ruin was sitting in a booth eating a hamburger and enjoying a milkshake when he saw the three motorcycles pull into the parking lot. He spotted Chrome first. He knew he had Stroker and Shanghai with him and figured they were here to talk to him. He put down his food and went out to meet them.

His dark brown hair blowing in the wind, Ruin faced the three bikers, You looking for me? He snarled, staring the bikers down.

Juba wants you down in Jersey. We just got back from seeing him and Cranky, and they are waiting at Lucifer’s for you. Call him if you don’t believe me. Chrome growled back.

A sick feeling hit Ruin’s gut. Fuck you Chrome, did you go crying to Juba over me playing with Gina?

Shanghai answered back, Ruin, we all went down together. When you tried to rape Gina, that was the end for all of us; you’re outta control.

Chrome was ready to stomp the arrogant Nomad. Get your ass outta my area. I want you outta here tonight, and you don’t come back without Axel’s or my permission. Understand that, motherfucker?

Looking at Stroker’s face, Ruin realized these brothers weren’t lying to him. He had to leave tonight, and there would be no meeting with Hermit or last fuck with his Cat. He wondered what the hell they were up to, but he wouldn’t ask them.

Do I get to eat my hamburger? Ruin needed to talk to Katie.

Sure, as long as you eat it as fast as you can. You don’t wanna keep Juba, and Cranky waiting on your ass, do you? Stroker had his buck knife out and began to play with it, tossing it from one hand to the other.

Ruin knew Stroker wasn’t bullshitting him if he had his pig sticker out. Damn, he wasn’t in the mood to have his plans to fuck Katie-Cat ruined, but he knew they’d be following him to the trailer and out to the main highway or even further.

Katie wasn’t going to like hearing he had to leave her, either. Ruin walked back into the diner and sat down. He looked out the window and saw they were talking and not watching him. Ruin motioned to Katie to come over to the booth.

Why did you go outside to talk to my cousin? Katie immediately knew something was wrong and she didn’t like the look on Ruin’s face. Do you want me to call my dad to fix this, Ruin?

Ruin looked at her in disbelief, Hell no! What kind of pussy would your father think I was? Give me your order pad. I’m gonna write some of the clubhouse numbers' down for you, call and say Cat needs Ruin to call her. I’ll get a call to you as soon as I can. Katie, I could be right back, or it might be weeks or longer. But I will be back for you. I swear to you unless I’m dead, I’m coming back to you. I can’t kiss you goodbye with Chrome watching unless you go near the men’s bathroom. I’m sorry Cat, but I think Chrome went down to see Juba with my other brothers and bitched about me. Meet me at the bathroom. I gotta eat if I’m gonna be riding for a few hours.

Katie pocketed her order pad into her apron and walked away, she hated Chrome now, and she glared at him out the diner windows as she held back tears. She knew she couldn’t go outside and give her cousin a piece of her mind as much as she wanted to, and it made her even angrier. She leaned against the wall and waited for Ruin.

Ruin casually made his way to the bathroom. He stopped in front of his Cat and touched her stomach. I wanna know if you’re pregnant, you tell me before you tell even your sisters. Promise me.

Katie held back her tears, I promise you. Promise you’re coming back to me, Ruin. I’m scared to death you won’t be back.

Ruin leaned forward and kissed her lips gently, I’ll be back, nothing can keep us apart, I promise. Now you’ve gotta go and act like it’s just a regular night. We don’t need Chrome bitching I’m corrupting his baby cousin to Juba. Do we?

No, but my dad could stop all of this if you’d let me call him. She tried one last time and saw by the look Ruin gave her, he didn’t want any help.

Katie, don’t say anything unless your dad asks you where I am. I can handle whatever bullshit those three assholes caused, trust me. If I need any help, I’ll let you know. I’ll be in touch as soon as I can. Now get going. Ruin didn’t wait for her to answer him, he opened the bathroom door and disappeared.

Trying to act like her heart wasn’t breaking, Katie wrote up the check for Ruin to pay and placed it on the table and went into the kitchen. She refused to watch Ruin leave her.

Ruin walked back to the booth and finished his milkshake and picked up the check, he walked over and paid it. He wanted one more look at Katie, but she was nowhere in sight. He left her a generous tip and went outside.

He walked over to his motorcycle and sat on it waiting for his escort out of Greensprings. He swore he’d get even with Chrome, Shanghai, and Stroker for tonight. He revved his engine, wanting to get on the road as soon as possible.

They followed him to the trailer and didn’t get off their motorcycles while he packed up his bag. He secured it to his sissy bar and didn’t try to talk to anybody. His gas tank was full, so he didn’t need to stop, and Ruin headed toward the highway. The three bikers followed him for the next two hours. He couldn’t believe they didn’t trust him to go down to talk to Juba. Ruin’s temper was close to exploding when they finally pulled into a truck stop, and he kept on riding. He’d swore to himself when he got back to Greensprings; he’d make them pay for this injustice.

Chapter One

Hermit looked at his youngest daughter with a scowl on his face. All your life, what the hell did I tell you? Katie! Don’t look away from me or I’ll backhand you.

Katie turned slowly, looking at her father with narrowed eyes, Let’s see, daddy... you told me to go out and get whatever I wanted, take nobody’s shit, and walk to the beat of my own drum. Of course, as long as I caused no trouble for you. She replied snidely.

A raspy laugh came from Hermit’s chest. "Yeah, but I also said I’d never let you use my power in my club, to get you an ol man or outta trouble, correct?" He stared down at his blonde haired, youngest daughter.

Katie pouted, her new use of red lipstick making her lips fuller, I want Ruin. You know, you might be a grandpa because I didn’t use birth control.

Hermit lit a cigarette and inhaled, trying not to strike out at his spoiled daughter. As he exhaled, he shook his head. You’re stupid. Ruin isn’t gonna settle down with you and play house, Katie-girl. How the hell are you gonna help your sisters make product if you got your silly ass knocked up?

Ruin wants to come back, daddy, he and I want to be together. I think he could do a better job making that shit anyway. Jamie doesn’t want to be involved, Dori and Marnie aren’t much help. We need a man, to do a man’s job. She batted her eyelashes up at the rough, hardened biker.

Ruin, huh? He’s a Nomad, and you think Axel and Chrome would accept him around you? Hermit already knew his daughter’s game, but he played along anyway.  He dragged on his cigarette, watching Katie closely.

Katie smiled, I think that’s the best part, he can stay a Nomad, and my cousins can fuck off. Axel wouldn’t care, it’s Chrome with the stick up his ass. She giggled slightly and pushed her blonde hair to the side of her face. Daddy, if I am pregnant, don’t you want your grandson to have a daddy, that is kinda like you when you were younger?

Hermit ground out his smoke and glared at her. I was never as much of a fool as Ruin has been lately. I’ll see what I can do but you know if he fucks me over, he’s dead. No amount of your tears Kate, you get me? I’ll bury Ruin or feed him to the pigs. Grandbaby or not. He scowled at her as he brushed past her. Your sisters aren’t gonna like you not helping. He yelled as he went out the door.

Katie walked upstairs to her bedroom and looked into the mirror and smiled slyly, as usual, she would get her way and Hermit would make sure of it. He might be feared by most, but she was his baby, and that meant he’d get her Ruin back. She had it all worked out in her head, but she had to get her sisters to agree before Hermit would help her. Jamie would like the idea so that she didn’t have to get her hands dirty. Marnie and Dori didn’t like to have to lift anything heavy, so she had a chance of them coming over to her side.

Hermit would see the light and teach Ruin himself how to cook the crystal speed he made. Ruin would have to prove his worth of course, but Katie honestly believed he could do so without putting much effort into it. The sexy, hot, bad boy biker was on her mind a lot, and she missed him so much. He still hadn’t called her, but it had only been a few days since he’d ridden off into the night, promising her he would be back.

***

Marnie walked into the bedroom the girls shared. Katie? Why are you staring at yourself in the mirror again? Dori said to get your ass outside and help us. You’re helping us, right? Dad filled the jeep and headed out. She stared at her sister and frowned.

What’s with the lipstick and makeup? Since when do you wear that crap? Are you looking to be somebody’s ol lady? She shook her head, and laughter bubbled out of her mouth. We’re never gonna be ol ladies, not if Chrome has a say in it.

I’m not making product, I might be knocked up, and the fumes could be dangerous for my baby and me. Daddy knows because I told him, and you know Ruin should be making it, not us. Marnie, don’t you think so? Katie looked at her sister with her sly smile; she could see Marnie was considering the idea.

Ruin? I know you think you’ve got a thing for him but Katie, he's a Nomad and Daddy trusts nobody but us to cook. I hate working as a waitress, but I hate making speed more. I’m scared to death we’ll blow ourselves up or get busted. Daddy said the diner was supposed to be mine and I wish he’d let me have the damn thing. Marnie puckered her lips as she thought the idea over. If it stops us from having to do it, yeah. But Dori and I want men too. So, you and Ruin find a way for us to get out and have a social life or no. There was little doubt in her voice that Marnie expected Katie to agree to her demand.

Fine, I’m waiting for Ruin’s call anytime now, and I’ll find some way to get around Chrome, okay? Now scat and tell Dori, what I said.  Daddy will be pissed at you both if you don’t hurry. I plan to make dinner tonight since I don’t have work.

Marnie left, and Katie heard the front door rattle as she slammed it. She wandered into the kitchen, looking at the wall phone with longing in her eyes. Her heart ached, and her lips whispered his name, Ruin.

***

Ruin stretched out his long legs and looked at his boots. Juba was making him wait again for another lecture in Lucifer’s office. He hated this place; he would've preferred Juba being in the Pennsylvania clubhouse. His Godfather wasn’t gonna do shit about taking away anything from him, not after he filled Juba’s ears with Katie’s plans for their future. Ruin missed his Cat, they’d just begun their relationship, but he knew Katie-Cat was the ol lady he wanted.  She was sneaky, smart, and would fight to get her own way. They were two of a kind and Ruin wanted a new life, one not always on the road. Katie would satisfy him, and money made him quite happy.

Juba came into the room with a bottle of whiskey and looked at his Godson with an evil eye. You best move those legs, Ruin. If ya don’t want me to kick your fucking kneecaps in. He slammed the liquor bottle down on the desk, pulled out the chair, and plopped down into it.

Ruin laughed and didn’t pay a bit of attention to Juba’s warning. We’re here alone, as I asked? He inquired.

Yeah, Cranky wasn’t happy, but I figured this shit you’re gonna tell me is something for my ears only? Juba opened the bottle and drank straight from it before pushing it over to Ruin.

I could've knocked up Hermit’s daughter, Katie. She told me some shit, I figured would be best for your ears only. He drank from the bottle.

Juba waited and looked over Ruin. His Godson was a hard-ass motherfucker, but he’d been fucking up and whatever he had to say had better be worth his time. Ruin’s wild hair was in a braid, and his fighting rings were out on full display.

Lucifer wasn’t happy Ruin was here and had made it clear by closing down his clubhouse for some bullshit repairs. Everyone was partying at his bar, Hot Tramps. He wasn’t pleased Ruin was visiting his chapter. Ruin was becoming a pain in the ass to everyone lately.

"I ain’t got all night for you to spill your bullshit. You’ve put me in a shitty spot;