Mr. Prissy Boots

By Theo Selles, M.Sc.

The Pitch:

So, you’re considering buying this book. Thank you. I know you have many to choose from, and your time matters. Let me help ...

Do you love cats? If you do, this book is for you. There’s definitely a cat in it.

You hate cats? Excellent! This book is for you. The cat that’s in this book is not necessarily likable.

Maybe you’re indifferent to cats. Maybe you’re more into romance, or comedy, or anything with castles. You are in luck! There’s all of that and more. So much more!

Imagine, just imagine for a moment with me. What would you do if you badly needed money and then an aunt, who was cruel to you as a child, died and left you a ton of it in her will? You’d be happy, right? But what if she had put certain conditions in the will? What if those conditions were very challenging, maybe humiliating? What if you knew that this manipulative, vindictive, woman, whom you had thought you were free from, was once again controlling you, only this time from beyond the grave?

Meet Gwendolyn Cuthbert, a middle-aged psychotherapist with bad hips and a history of failed marriages. She’s received a dubiously generous bequest on the condition that she takes unusual and unreasonable care of an obese, hooting cat. Thankfully, she’s not alone. She has beavers on her side and possibly a knight. On the downside, the knight doesn’t want to be a knight. He’s too busy trying to burn down his castle.

If you love P.G. Wodehouse, you will love this book. If you're yet not familiar with P.G. Wodehouse, you will want to be after reading and loving this book!

Enjoy.

T.S.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Theo Selles, M.Sc.
• Release date: Jul 19, 2018
• ISBN: 9780986732720

Theo Selles, M.Sc.

Theo Selles has been a Registered Family Therapist for over 25 years. He has advanced training in areas such as Sex Therapy and Trauma/Crisis Debriefing. He teaches at the post-secondary level.Theo's business, Integrity Works, specializes in increasing organizational productivity through fun, interactive, values based teambuilding and resiliency training. He is an accomplished public speaker and served as the Master of Ceremonies for Toronto's International Day for People with Disabilities. Visit www.integrityworks.ca for more information.Theo's latest book, Mr. Prissy Boots, is a romantic comedy in the same vein as P.G. Wodehouse's Blandings Castle series. It has a castle, chickens, and a vindictive aunt. Gwendolyn Cuthbert is a middle-aged psychotherapist with bad hips and a history of failed marriages. She’s received a dubiously generous bequest on the condition that she takes unusual and unreasonable care of an obese cat who hoots. Thankfully, she’s not alone. She has beavers on her side, and a reluctant knight.Theo's previous book, The Heart of the Pearl-How to Completely Heal from "Sexual" Abuse, offers a new way to understand abuse, and a clear step by step program for how to fully reclaim one's life from its impact.His first book "Selfishness Matters - a self-help parody book even a man would read" is a scathingly funny attack on the culture of Self and pokes fun at relationship "experts" who take themselves far too seriously.

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