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    Legs And The Two-Ton Dick

    By Melinda Bailey

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    About this ebook

    When Talia Green answers a Craig’s List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes she’ll be a glorified errand girl … but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Buster’s foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie … Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist, a music mogul with incredible partying skills, a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret, a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean, and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTruth Serum Press
    Release dateJul 3, 2018
    ISBN9781925536386
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