The Right Wing Mexican - the Chronicles of Minutemando: Featuring the Cabrone's Family

By Payan-Sedano-Hollywood's Inland Empire

Written by: Americans, American/Mexicans and People who know Americans, Mexicans and Mexican Americans

AKA: Chicanos, Coconuts, Hispanics, Democrats, Right Wing Mexicans, Conservative Mexicans, Mexican Republicans, Uncle Thomas

The book that nobody wants you to read.
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Laugh your way through the end of this book, but dont cry your way through the rest of your life for taking words too serious! Have fun PENDEJO and laugh at yourself and others! Guns and knives may tear up your insides, but words should never take you out VATO!!!
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Hay tu, the information in this book is purely mean, nasty and inconsiderate, but its the truth HOMBRE! Howeber, read it intoxicated and with your intoxicated friends. Rememer, NO drinking and dribing, cabronesyour ass will get send back. And your family is tired of spending money and time sneaking your coolo back! Heres the book youve been waiting for, all your lifes! Well, maybe thats too mush! You probably dont even gib a sheet. If you do, sit back read, you probably wont learn anything, but you might laugh AAYY! All we know is we liketed our poor ass lives as a child, good or bad, and we had a good time writing this book.?One thing to remember before reading this prize winning literary work:

Reading this book might be dangerous to your sense of humorWe know, we wrote it.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: May 15, 2008
• ISBN: 9781467835152

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© 2008 Payan-Sedano-Hollywood’s Inland Empire Productions. All rights reserved.

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Published by AuthorHouse 1/23/2017

ISBN: 978-1-4343-6742-6 (sc)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2008903721

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Contents

Preface Aka: Pre-Face-Foreplay

Introduction

Chronicles Of Minutemando

More Rwm Chronicles AAY:

The Rwm’s Trip To TJ

The Rwm & Cabrones Family

Miscellaneous Cacada

Rwm Celebrity Reviews

Hollywood’s Inland Empire Productions

Judges Who Do You Pick For Miss Indoor/Outdoor Swapmeet?

Coming Soon:

Acknowledgments

John R. Payan:

Manuel Sedano:

The Right Wing Mexican

aka

The Chronicles of MinuteManDo

Written by:

Americans, American/Mexicans and People who know Americans, Mexicans and Mexican Americans

AKA:

Chicanos, Coconuts, Hispanics, Democrats, Right Wing Mexicans, Conservative Mexicans, Mexican Republicans, Uncle Thomas’

The book that nobody wants you to read.I’m sedious, don’t read this book ese! Theese book es muy dangerous to your sense of humor Cabrone!

SHeeet…I would recommend NOT reading it!

If you do consider reading it, make sure to drink at least 5 beers and two tequila shots, prior to reading this book. This will increase the odds of having the slightest chance of enjoyment! Memer, DON’T Drink & Drive Cabrones!

PREFACE

aka: Pre-face-Foreplay

Hey, drop the marker AAYY (A)! Stop tagging the book and listen! Hey, you too… put the Wheenie away and leave her ChiChi-Mangos alone… Raphael Romanticos!

Read the following before you read the book. Sorry, it’s not in Spanish, so you’ll have to ask your son or daughter… the Chicano, the coconut of the family. That’s right I said it, what are you gonna do… all me a wetback? That’s fine AAY, I love swimming! Especially, in my Olympic size pool at the nearby Hilton Hotel. Watcha me makeh it the cannon balls! That’s right, we sneak into the hotels and miniature golf courses to swim AAYY! Even if the water is green AAY! Thas ok, because I used to swim in dark brown water AAY!   

The names in this book are NAMES ONLY! They don’t express any particular political or moral views, except the humorously and idiotic views of these writers. If you don’t like it too bad AAY, we’re not here to please your political views. We’re here to open dialogue and desensitize words through humor…you know…funny shit, you CDASY (Crazy)! Don’t be afraid to laugh at one another, no matter what race you are, where you came from, or how you look! Even though we all look the same AAYY! Orale, we tell our children to not let words bother us, so why should we let words hurt our feelings!

I know I don’t get upset when my significant other calls me names and uses phrases to make me feel like I’m just a piece of meet; such as: Papi, Hero, Nalgone, your unbelievable, things like that AAY!   

INTRODUCTION

Hay tu, the information in this book may appear to be nasty and inconsiderate, but it’s the truth HOMBRE!

Make sure to read it intoxicated, and with your intoxicated friends. Howeber,rememer, NO drinking and dribing cabrones! Otherwise, your ass will get send back. And your family is tired of spending money and time sneaking your coolo back!

Here’s the book you’ve been waiting for, all your lifes! Well, maybe that’s too mush! You probably don’t even gib a sheet. If you do, sit back and read, you probably won’t learn anything, but you might laugh AAYY! All we know is we liketed our poor ass lives as a child, good or bad, and we had a good time writing this book. A few things to remember before reading this prize winning literary work:   

Reading this book might be dangerous to your sense of humor… we know we wrote it.

Rememer…Bad is good AAYY! We call everyone names, because everyone calls us names, but what the hell we have no problems… es funny.

Laugh your way through the end of this book, but don’t cry your way through the rest of your life for taking words too serious!

Have fun PENDEJO and laugh at yourself and others! Guns and knives may tear up your insides, but words should never take you out VATO!!!"

"Steeks and Stoners may break your boners, but names should always make you laugh,