The Tribulations 33 Years Latter: Inspired by T.H.E. H.O.L.Y. B.I.B.L.E.!

By Alan Ashley

The Final Testament / Apocalyptic Warnings unto all of mankind! (The Count Down) before the true 2nd coming of the son of man, Jesus the Christ of Nazareth.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Dec 9, 2009
• ISBN: 9781456742348

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The Tribulations 33 Years Latter

Alan Ashley

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First published by AuthorHouse 2/24/2010

ISBN: 978-1-4389-5863-7 (sc)

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Bloomington, Indiana

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C/O

2007/2008/2009

$OME DECEMBER$ TO REMEMBER!

T.H.E. TRUE DOOM$ DAY, (A.K.A.) All Kingdoms Apply 12-12-2007!

T.H.E. FINAL TE$TAMENT/APOCALYPTIC WARNING$ unto all of mankind! (T.H.E. COUNT DOWN) before T.H.E. TRUE 2nd COMING, OF T.H.E. $ON OF MAN, JE$U$ T.H.E. CHRI$T OF NAZARETH!

T.H.E. REVELATION$ Ch. 22 v 20

He who TE$TIFIE$ TO THE$E THING$ $AY$, $URELY that I AM, I$ COMING quickly. Amen. Even $o come come come come come come come LORD JE$U$!

T.T.T.!

T.H.E. TRIBULATION TRILOGY!

33 YEAR$ LATTER!

(PART 1)

SUBTITLED

DAWN OF T.H.E. DOOM!

T.H.E. T$UNAMI!

MY 31$t B-DAY!

IN$PIRED BY:

TRUE HEAVENLY EVENT$! HEAVEN ONLY LOVE$ YOU! BA$IC IN$TRUCTION$ BEFORE LEAVING EARTH!

(A)LL (K)INGDOM$ (A)PPLY!

T.H.E.! H.O.L.Y.! B.I.B.L.E.!

WRITTEN BY

T.H.E.

B.L.A.C.K. I.R.A.T.E.INDIAN J.E.W.I.$.H. / A.N.G.E.L. O.F. W.R.A.T.H.!

T.H.E. REVELATION$ Ch. 22 v 16

I JE$U$ Have $ENT MY A.N.G.E.L. TO TE$TIFY to You THE$E THING$ IN T.H.E. CHURCHE$, I AM T.H.E. ROOT AND T.H.E. OFF$PRING OF DAVID, T.H.E. BRIGHT AND MORNING $TAR.

WITH BONU$ POETRY!

By

T.H.E. A.N.G.E.L. O.F. W.R.A.T.H.!

In Which Whom, Has The Floor, For The FIR$T Couple Of Page$! In order to let off some of this steam while I’m still down here upon this 2nd world, Due to how much ridicule and unbelief that I had to endure under this sun! After I shared with a whole lot of these human/dinners every REVELATION that T.H.E. HEAVEN$ had BE$TOWED upon me!

T.H.E. DI$CIPLE MATTHEW Ch. 24 v 13

But He who ENDURE$ to T.H.E. END shall be $AVED.

And I ENDURED all the way up unto June of 2005 and beyond I Tell You! And then T.H.E. HEAVEN$, THEY $HELTERED me with THEIR H.O.L.Y. $PIRIT, and then a few minutes LATTER, THEY TOLD me too,

PUT IT ALL ON PAPER/A.$/S.H.L.E.Y.!

T.H.E. DI$CIPLE MATTHEW Ch. 24 v 14

And THI$ GO$PEL OF T.H.E. KINGDOM will be PREACHED in all the world A$ A WITNE$$ to all the nations/kingdoms(A.K.A.) and then T.H.E. END will come.

And so now that THI$ I$ T.H.E.E END, of all oppressors sin, as they fight and try to mend, every DI$A$TER T.H.E. HEAVEN $END, so pay attention, and then yah PLEA$E don’t mention, none of the human sickening, ways, as we watch T.H.E.E END OF DAY$, Drama, and I don’t need any professionals to go over my comas, or quotations, nor any of my punctuations, and I don’t need to give yah no explanation, unto this wicked and evil generation, about none of my exclamation, POINT$, BECAU$E THI$ I$ T.H.E. END OF DAY JOINT$, and WRITTEN by T.H.E. OINK, so now watch T.H.E. HEAVEN$ YOINK, back the picture, because THEY’RE surely here to get cha, and so don’t yah get tossed into the mixer, with the rest of Lulu sisters, them little lying hister’s, /slash, dragoons, because it’s T.H.E. 2nd worlds DOOM, as all T.H.E. $TORM$ are going BOOM, and then just tearing up their rooms, A$ T.H.E. TWIZZER$ are going VOOM, VAAM, JAM, SLAM, and then WAAM, now don’t you humans just be damned, because I know I am, a shoot, it make a brother want to OOT, up some PRAI$E, as we watch THE$E END OF DAY$, and so don’t T.H.E. FLOOD$ got you amazed, and if not ya’ll are crazed, as we watch THE$E LA$T THREE TREY$, of T.H.E. WOE$, so PLEA$E be ready so that we may go, unto T.H.E. UPPER$, because all of Those DI$A$TER$ have no bumpers, and so the junkyards are just filling up their dumpsters, and THI$ I$ T.H.E. T.B.I.J.IZUMPER!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

And so humans, it goes a little something like THI$, I bet T.H.E. COMET do not miss, as you humans try to fix, you alls bricks, but now just check out T.H.E. HEAVEN$ TRICK$, and then just watch THEM KICK, and then pick, through all of the human TICK$, so just release Click, so that he can get lit, as The Cowboys blitz, (switching back and fourth) to The New York Knicks, against The Spurs, and so now brother word, they’ve got their four rings, but now here comes our KING OF KING$, and so you cheerleaders sing, and you can still sport your bling, as the camera men fiend, you little fine old THING$, you came from our Ribbing, of the cage, but now THE$E be them LA$T OF DAY$, and yes it was our ways, and so we all best to PRAI$E, because Lucy fur/lucifer’s uncaged, and so I couldn’t hide my Rage, because she wanted me to stage, on a koran page, in my teenage, at minimum wage, but T.H.E. LORD HE $AVED, me, and then HE $HOWED me HE, (and as you read on) you shall see, T.H.E. 2nd VI$ION, and HE I$ coming down with precision, and it’s no premonition, and I’m just a constantly reminiscing, and just a constantly kissing, up T.H.E. $IX POINT $TAR, because it represents my J.E.W.I.$.H. F.O.L.K.$. afar, from up in T.H.E. I$RAELI bar, driving around JACOB in their car, so for my anger, that mother/monster lucifer/Lucy fur, she be, puff the maniac/magic dragon, as his baby just a constantly wagon, his giant scorpion claw, and he’s trying to rip through your jaw, so that you cannot gum, nor even chew, you little human who, but I still have LOVE for you, and so are you coming too, unto T.H.E. NEW JERU, aka-(T.H.E. NEW JERU$ALEM) and THI$ I$ T.H.E. T.B.I.J.E.W.JA$ON!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

So you humans, you better forget about that $HECHEM, and The $AMARIA, because it gets more scarier, and Lucy fur/lucifer wants to marry yah, and then bury yah, and then carry yah, and she’ll not tarry yah, especially J.E.W.I.$.H., and I Tell You this, that there were so many lost, in thee old Holocaust, by hitler and his boss, and now they PRAY for frost, because they were soft, and now here comes Tehran’s cough, or their sneeze , so do they need, some Tylenol THREE/3’s, or some children’s Nyquil, so you Persians better yield, and then watch T.H.E. 144,000/ONE HUNDRED and FORTY FOUR THOU$AND GET $EALED, with T.H.E. H.O.L.Y. $PIRIT $HIELD, so the dragon cannot steal, because we’re going to T.H.E. HEAVEN$ MEAL, at T.H.E. WEDDING OF T.H.E. LAMB, so come and sing with us Pakistan, because I$HMAEL was part of HI$ PLAN, way back in DAN, and KEDE$H, when HE was trying to TEACH, all the way to $IDON BEACH, unto PHILI$TIA, and so don’t yah get blotted out of history a, because the dragon wants to Swiss aria yah, for the rest of The Millennium/Mille a, forever eternity a, and so my Momma Mia, Miss. Long, I use to sing that Thunder Cat song, screaming, Thunder Cat, Thunder Cat, Thunder Cat Ho, now sit on back, so I can let you know, because Hollywood will show, several different gifts, and so we’ll just ask for some lifts, trying to get to Aspen’s Cliffs, as my nose sniff sniff sniff, all of your fragrance, and perfumes, and so yah just LI$TEN whom, you reminded me of, because I was so in LOVE, with Cheeatarra, but you was so a far a, way, and so I had to play, by myself baby, and I bust mumraw up daily, and still I was watching Beetle Baylee, but I’ve got to go and help my lady, Yo, and so, I was Lion O, but when I looked through the eyes of thunderra, all I $aw was terror, IN THI$ LA$T ERROR, so ladies would yah share a, your voices, because we know that they’re the moistest, so use them to tell humans to make T.H.E. RIGHT CHOICE$, as T.H.E. B.L.A.C.K. J.E.W. Tell You about all of THO$E VOICE$, and then you just watch T.H.E. HEAVEN$ HOI$T it, up all, who CALL, ON T.H.E. LAMB OF GOD, and THI$ I$N’T T.H.E. TIME OF NIMROD, nor MOAB, BECAU$E THE$E T.H.E. LA$T OF T.H.E. $EVEN WOE AH$, and we done pasted ELIJAH, and NOAH, and so a, you humans better grow a (pair), and then Convert so you may go a, before T.H.E. COMET come and BLOW a, Giant whole a, in the sea, and THI$ I$ T.H.E .E, E.O.D. (END OF DAY$), with a ‘S/$’, and so leave on your vest, and make sure that it is proof, or you shall go poof, as you grind your tooth, and then THEY’LL chop yah like Bruce, because yah have no excuse, and THI$ I$ THEIR T.B.I.J.IZUICE, and now T.H.E. HEAVEN$ done let me loose!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

And I have to $ay, that some of these humans even wanted to search in the past, and they wanted to start flittering, and so yah just stop your littering, you little human chitterling, because you smell like their entering, and I don’t want your dinnering, nor your lunch, (because all Lucy fur/lucifer wants) is to have yah for brunch, as your bones are going crunch, as him and her demons start to munch, as your $OUL$ are in one bunch, while your blood just ooze like punch, and I’m not faking, because they wanted me to join the islam nation, for this wicked and evil generation, slash/, world of sin, that we all were born in, but now T.H.E. HEAVEN$ WIN, PART 3/THREE started in 2007$, as some humans, search, for T.H.E.E A.R.C. OF HI$ COVENANT, (Yeah Boy) and WE be LOVING it, (so what did you humans want) to rub on IT, and then try to find a Ginny, (but be careful) because yah might find a Meany, that wants to attack the human tiny, and have you looking like some Winnies, or some Vienna sausages, as T.H.E. CROCODILE$ get nauseous with, you human it’s, and some of you made me sick, and They’ll have to spit, all of your non believing bits, back out inside the pits, and then leave you to get hit, like They’ve got on Their mitts, just playing catch, as They RAVAGE through your flesh, and yes, THI$ I$ THEIR T.B.I.J.IZE$T, and so fresh, and so clean clean clean, but half part MEAN MEAN MEAN, and now released upon the scene!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

And after Y2K, 33 YEAR$ LATTER I $ay, that it be, T.H.E.E, attack of Them $CAVENGER$, and They’ll have humans cleaner than them janitors, or a maid, because Their TEETH be just like a blade, and then They’ll drag you in a cave, and so hey yah human slave, you boys best to behave, messing with those babes, because they’ll call it rapes, as those juries stomachs ache, and then you’re just guilty, and with no bail, and they’ll have you sitting inside a cell, where those bars aren’t any nails, and they’ll have you climbing up a rail, and screaming man THI$ I$ H.E.L.L., as they look for T.H.E. H.O.L.Y. GRAIL, all around T.H.E. I$ REAL/I$RAEL, so they can make up another $TORY to tell, and all isn’t well, as they run up to Yale, or unto The Harvard, but THEY be T.H.E. CARVER$, of THI$ turkey, because THEY’LL have your planet looking like some jerky, of the beef, because of some human creeps, and so peep, the show, to let unbelievers know, and so little bro, BECAU$E T.H.E. RAINBOW, WA$, and I$ HI$ PROMI$E, and then humans missed T.H.E. ME$$AGE OF T.H.E. DI$CIPLE THOMA$, and so they better pay homage, unto JE$U$ MOMMA, for being found WORTHY, because that stopped Lucy fur/lucifer’s orgy, so hey Georgey, and not Porgy, Lucy fur/lucifer tries to lower ye, and so yah better ignore he, and yah still should THANK MARY, and BLE$$ HER contrary, and I THANK OUR MOTHER$ every, chance that I get, but I’ve always known that T.H.E. FATHER and $ON was IT, but I still THANK T.H.E. WOMAN with, all of my inner, and so you humans better $END HER, and you humans better remember, that I was Born in December, and then I was released in November, so you humans better surrender, because the blender, is getting your flesh real tender, as Lucy fur/lucifer prepares for his dinner, and she’s welcoming ya’ll to enter, as he lie and say that he’ll have you at the center, of attention, but she didn’t mention, all of the lynching’s, because she’s just a tricking, all, that have not called, on T.H.E. $ON OF MAN, our LORD GOD ALMIGHTY’$ LAMB, and they use to call me BAMM, BAMM, BAMM, now THI$ I$ THEIR T.B.I.J.IZAMM!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

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PREFACE:

$O COME, AND WATCH, (T.H.E.!), aka, TRUE HEAVENLY EVENT$, UNFOLD RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYE$, I TELL You!

T.H.E. LIFE OF:

A.L.A.N.! D.O.U.G.L.A.$.! A.$/S.H.L.E.Y.!

( A.K.A.!) ALL KINGDOMS APPLY!

(A.L.A.N. LOVED ALMIGHTY$ NAZARENE! DE$PITE OVERWHELMING UNBELIEF GOD LOVE$ ALL $OUL$! ALL $OUL$/$HOULD HEAR LIFE$ ENDING YEAR$!)

Because 33 YEAR$ LATTER, (T.H.E. HEAVEN$ are homing in) on all the human matter, and THEY’RE about to $HATTER, and then THEY’RE going to RAPTURE, all whom the dragon have not captured, and you can bet your human fannies, that them their demons think you’re candies, as they’re biting through some of your Grannies, and so yah best to A$K your Nannies, BECAU$E THI$ BOOK I$ MANLY, A$ THEY COVER your cities with $AND see, and unto Karachi, T.H.E. HEAVEN$ will Heiachy, and then just watch THEM KARATE, some lands parties, and THEY’LL have them looking like a tart tee, as some flesh go pop, (so all of our human sins) they better stop, A$ T.H.E. FIRE stay hot, and yes it’s not, for any games, (but it wasn’t meant) for none of you lames, because some was just maimed, and created for Them FLAME$, and O what a shame, the dragon eats her hot dogs plain, with no ketchup, nor any mustard, ‘Yep’ just a mouthful of the human custard, for all of the non believing busters, and so shut your shutters, because WE’RE straight from the gutter, and HE’LL slice through your earth like butter, now just watch T.H.E. HEAVEN$ cut her, in THREE/3, A$ HE, is dancing all over your sea, as the ocean be, tearing, up you alls bearings, and washing what you all have been wearing, as Lucy fur/lucifer’s son gets daring, and yes she eats the hair and, the body fillings, (and I just know) that THI$ I$ chilling, but I’ve been willing, to WRITE you a NEW BEGINNING, A$ T.H.E. 2nd world is spinning, out of control, (T.H.E. $ON OF MAN) HE done OPENED T.H.E. $CROLL, so now here comes T.H.E. LA$T THREE WOE$, planned and prepared for all of the human toes, and so clean out your nose, and then blow, because we’re definitely about to go, and so, I $ay O, because humans cannot use their bow, and arrows, because HE done call upon T.H.E. $PARROW$, so just LI$TEN about THE$E PERIL$, on your planet, for all of the non believing MAGGOT$, and THI$ I$ T.H.E. BABY A.D. BAGGAGE!

A.D.A.!

And BABY A.D. $AY$, "Awe man how sad, so did some of you humans LOVE this planet, or this globe, BECAU$E HE $URE TOLD, and now here comes T.H.E. $EA/GULL$, to attack the human sculls, and now I just a laugh/roll, as we watch it all unfold, (because some humans thought) that they were bold, but yah get old, and then yah get wrinkled, and then yah start to look like a Pringle, or one of THO$E BENGAL$, A$ T.H.E. PIT BULL$ bring you, a new set of fingers, including your singers, you little human mutts, we’re in T.H.E . E.O.D.$ so what, as They get a taste of the human guts, when They be locking on your butts, and then you put Them to sleep, because They got a taste of the human seat, as They’re gorging the human beets, A$ T.H.E. BABOON$ eat, stealing from RIGHT under your feet, A$ RITA BEAT, Beaumont Texas, and just a few of their Lexus, as a category two, when She came through, (and I cried out to all) because I already knew, I cried my BOO, the night before She mixed Her GU, and Houston, She WA$ BOO$TING, Her PI$TON$, and while I WA$ LI$TENING, as She loosened, and then She kicked Her Goose in, with MA$$IVE WIND$, because of all human sins, and now it’s almost T.H.E. END, (WRITTEN BY) T.H.E. BABY A.D. TWIN!

A.D.A.!

And BABY A.D. knows that every human under the sun, $aw when MR$. RITA came in, and DEVA$TATED Houston, so Ben, it wasn’t ten, so were you watching, down in Texas/Austin, with allstate insurance, company, (and I told them) watch THEM get to dumping THE$E, upon their companies, because they want to Rump with Me, but now THEY’VE got to LUMP their sea, off of the coast of The INDI, AN, Ocean, and they still thought that I was joking, because I was smoking, and wearing bandanas around my B.L.A.C.K. F.O.L.K. and, just trying to keep the circle from being broken, but when I get a hunch, (I’ll sit down) and then go crunch, (YUM, GOOD) human lunch, and there’s a bunch, and so don’t yah bring me no runts, but you may roll up in front, and then I might do a stunt, by breaking up your junk, like Frenzy and Rumble, (Transformers) and then just watch you humans fumble, A$ WE tumble, because you’re like that New Orleans gumbo, and my stomach Yum Bo, and my 33rd YEAR is trouble, all around the human bubble, and HE can be a Double, sitting on top of your human hovel, telescopes, so think it’s a joke, (what, I$RAEL isn’t surrounded by war again) Nope, okay you dopes, (it’s on already) so where’re your Pope$, is there no one else who’ll help I$RAEL/I$-REAL (F.O.L.K.$.), aka-FOLLOW OUR LIVING KING$ $TEP$, and THI$ I$ T.H.E. BABY A.D. END TEXT!

A.D.A.!

And unto the 2nd world, yeah THI$ I$ still T.H.E. A.D.A., and so hey, do not fret my J.E.W.I.$.H. F.O.L.K.$., T.H.E. I$RAELI$, because no one will come and help, T.H.E. VET$, because WE’RE like T.H.E. NAT$, and WE’LL get, all up in their human garbage, and then WE’LL $PARK IT, and yes it has $TARTED, for all non believing human retarded, as The Russian Federation pick their targets, just for ya’ll markets, and ya’ll Sam Clubs, (because papa) he got ten in his slugs, so do not budge, because it looks like D.C. have dug, and THEY’LL squash the human BUG$, and then He wants to hug, your bridges, and then still PRAY for your kid’ses, A$ THEY split the human wig’ses, A$ T.H.E. MOUNTAIN LION$ dig with, Their real big it, TEETH, and They just be wanting to eat, as They’re biting off your feet, as They spread your human wheat, all over Their cheeks, A$ T.H.E. HIPPO$ creep, RIGHT up to your canoe, and then They just bite RIGHT through you, and don’t yah say who, because it’s you, a hue, of the man, as that Canada banned, us from their land, and then they go down to South America, (Yeah Boy) WE’RE aware of yah, so did yah think that WE were a scared of yah, (No Boy) WE be some PREDATOR$, and he’ll chew RIGHT through your characters, and especially all of your Erica’s, and your Ronda’s, A$ T.H.E.E ANACONDA$, from in a pound a, rap all around yah, as the muscles ground yah, (Yum) a fresh new serving of FLOUNDER, and then you be rounder, so yah can A$K Latonya, (the big squeeze) like They got a Lasagna, as They peel your human bananas, and so you better A$K Santana, down in The Ecuadorian Jungle, They be all up in your human bungles, because some look like Dumbo’s, for real, some humans look dumb, (because yah didn’t know) that the beast was in your slums, and getting numb, off of those $CORPION tongues, and mixed with a little dung, but man he’s wrong, but T.H.E. HEAVEN$ have kept me $TRONG, and for so long, after, 33 YEAR$, and now THI$ I$ T.H.E. END OF MILLEA, aka-E.O.M. (END OF MILLENNIUM) and T.H.E. HEAVEN$ are really $ENDING Them, and THI$ I$ T.H.E. BABY A.D. RHYTHM-NMM!

A.D.A.!

Op’s, excuse me for counting in B.I.G. D.O.G., but man those humans, they better watch off of the coast of Anquilla, because they look like a bowl of vanilla, and they look so sill a, but WE be a Godzilla, and coming straight from The Hill a, (where you better watch your back) because it be some killers, and so now all nonbelievers chill a, your butts out, and relax, because T.H.E. W.R.A.T.H. be B.L.A.C.K.$., and with a lot of J.E.W.I.$.H. TRACK$, and T.H.E. INDIAN B.I.G. MACK$, and humans yes that’s, O so for real la, (because here comes The Monks) all in China’s Villa, just awaiting to seal a, all ya’ll fate, because Lucy fur/lucifer hate, all of our human grapes, but I’ve put on my CAPE$, and I’m $ORRY for being late, but now I cannot wait, because she’s going in a crate, and so you better A$K JAKE, if Lulu was the first snake, plotting to make, all of that human cake, just wanting to shake, and then bake, and then invite you to his lake, so that she may rake, you all in, (so that) you’ll never be seen again, because your sins, are to heavy, so how dare he, and you’re still not worried, like you’re wearing, a whole lot of Jasper, (and if you don’t BELIEVE me) you can A$K Casper, and not the friendly ghost, BECAU$E HE is for $URE T.H.E. LORD OF HO$T, but I mean where T.H.E. HEAVEN$ TOA$T, up in Wyoming, Boy O Boy, it’s getting $TORMY, because some humans are boney, but their heads get big when they get a little money, so my Honey’s, and all of you Nunnies, (I WA$ T.H.E. O.N.E. Appointed) to WRITE Ye, THE$E FINAL HOUR$ of oxy gee, because THEY want T.H.E. O.N.E.$ who be, T.H.E. MO$T WORTHY, to walk with HE, NEW CRU$ADER$, (Yeah Boy) as we wait on T.H.E.E A$TEROID CRATER, it be T.H.E. DI$TINCTION of the humanater/ hater, so now name one BOOK that’s GREATER, as we watch T.H.E. DOOM of your equator, (Yep) RIGHT around the middle, A$ T.H.E. COMET $END yah VITTLE$, or some GIANT MIL$TONE like $KITTLE$, for all of you non believing little, human fakers, and WE don’t need yah traitors, and especially none of you haters, (and I had to tell them all) man later, I’ll get back with you, because I’ve got something to do, because ya’ll should hear too, (so humans) THI$ I$ T.H.E. B.L.A.C.K. I.R.A.T.E. J.E.W., coming straight out of The Gun Rue!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

And yes mankind, I Tell all of You that, THE$E BOOK$ are T.H.E. FINAL TE$TAMENT/APOCALYPTIC WARNING$ unto this wicked and evil generation/world of sin, that we were all born into! Because T.H.E. W.R.A.T.H. of I AM, our LORD GOD OF I$RAEL, HE WHO $IT$ ON T.H.E. THRONE, our FATHER IN HEAVEN, HE I$ WHO HE I$, our LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, I$ upon all of us human/dinners! And humans, I give all GLORY, and all HONOR, unto T.H.E. FATHER, and unto HI$ PRECIOU$ $ON OF MAN, JE$U$ T.H.E. CHRI$T OF NAZARETH, and unto THEIR H.O.L.Y. $PIRIT, and unto all of THEIR H.O.L.Y. A.N.G.E.L.$., aka-(ALWAY$-NEEDING-GUARDIAN$-EAR$-LOVING-$OUL$), and unto all of THEIR HEAVENLY HO$T! And YE$, I THANK my A.N.G.E.L.I.C., aka-(ALWAY$-NEEDING-GUARDIAN$-EAR$-LI$TENING-IN-CHRI$T) BRETHREN$ also! Because THEY’VE HELPED to open my EYE$ from my Mother$ womb, as T.H.E. HEAVEN$ $HOWED me all of the tricks of that dirty old fire breathing dragon, aka-lucifer Lucy fur-Lulu-satan-that dirty old devil-funky son of morning! And now I’m able to $ee how he (lucifer/Lucy fur), has caused so many of these human/sinners on this planet called earth, 3rd rock from the sun, to stray away from TRU$TING IN I AM, HE JU$T I$ WHO HE I$, our LORD GOD OF I$RAEL, HE WHO $IT$ ON T.H.E. THRONE, our FATHER IN HEAVEN, our LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, and HI$ PRECIOU$ $ON OF MAN, JE$U$ T.H.E. CHRI$T OF NAZARETH, and all of THEIR H.O.L.Y. A.N.G.E.L.$. with all of their mind, body, and $OUL$!

T.H.E. PROVERB$ Ch. 3 v 5,6

TRU$T IN T.H.E. LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own UNDER $TANDING. In all your ways ACKNOWLEDGE HIM and HE $HALL DIRECT your paths.

So as I start, and as I prepare to WRITE THE$E BOOK$/FINAL TE$TAMENT$/ APOCALYPTIC WARNING$ unto this wicked and evil generation/world of sin, that we were all born into. I understand more and more, how that dirty old fire breathing dragon, aka-Lucy fur lucifer-Lulu-satan-that dirty old devil-funky son of morning, have got a lot of human/sinners fooled, and confused. And for me to have to $ee that, it’ll make me very sick at times! And at times, I thought that I was going to lose my mind, when I was in my prime, and then I started to catching crimes, as they were coming out of their shrines, I just drack/drank my wine, and my liquor, and now what did yah humans figure, T.H.E. HEAVEN$ done pulled THEIR TRIGGER, and so now watch me grow all B.I.G.GER, than six/$EVEN billion plus n_ _ _ _’s, and so yah come hither, and then yah all gather, so that I may cover you with a FEATHER, and then explain about your Weather, so that you may know about T.H.E. TRUE TREA$URE, and IT’$ T.H.E. HEAVEN$ PLEA$URE, THEIR T.H.B., and now we’re in T.H.E. END OF T.H.E. REVELACHY, and it isn’t 2000 B.C., BECAU$E THI$ I$ A.D., and so I’m $aying by unto my ladies, my O so lovely maties, because THEY TOLD me to PUT IT ALL ON PAPIE$, or PAPER, and for all nonbelievers she’ll scrap a, off your skin, and wipe her butt and then, just throw it in the tin, with all of them other men, and women, those poor non believing children, and so do you think that some were pilgrims, where no court would take their millions, of dollars, in cash, as Lucy fur/lucifer use their skin for rags, to wipe off her anal /slash, butt, and THI$ I$ T.H.E. A.N.G.E.L. O.F. W.HAT!

T.B.I.J./A.O.W.!

However, T.H.E. LORD, THEY $HELTERED me, and then THEY $HOWED me UP IN T.H.E. HEAVEN$ that, I didn’t have to snap, the way that Lucy fur/lucifer was trying to get me to snap. As she is doing to majority of the human/ sinners on this planet RIGHT now, in my 33rd YEAR, in 2007 & Beyond! And she knows that he’s on his way, and he have prepared his dirty old tail, for the everlasting sizzle, and you know that’s for shizzle. So for all of you big headed human/dinners who didn’t BELIEVE, you better REPENT, and you all better call on T.H.E. $ON OF MAN, aka-(T.H.E. BRIGHT AND MORNING $TAR) JE$U$ T.H.E. CHRI$T OF NAZA RAW! Because Lucy fur/lucifer, she has tricked the human/sinning minds, to BELIEVE and say, Man, I don’t want to talk about GOD while I’m partying! And I’ve heard it, over and over for years. And so I $ay unto all who read THI$ BOOK/APOCALYPTIC WARNING, and to all who $TAND on the only way off of this planet called earth, aka-3rd rock from the sun! HI$ T.H.B., aka-(T.H.E.! H.O.L.Y.! B.I.B.L.E.!)

T.H.E. PROVERB$ Ch. 3 v 6

In all your ways ACKNOWLEDGE HIM, and HE $HALL DIRECT your paths.

Because the greatest trick that dirty old fire breathing dragon, aka-Lucy fur/lucifer-satan-Lulu-that dirty old devil-funky son of morning, has ever pulled on human/sinners, was tricking human/sinners, to BELIEVE that she didn’t exist! So I hope and I PRAY, that everyone’s eyes be opened like mine! Because T.H.E. FATHER, HE knows our hearts! Because even when I had a dracking/drinking problem, or a smoking problem, or T.H.E. LOVE for a woman problem or whatever problem. I’ve always talked about I AM, our LORD GOD OF I$RAEL, HE WHO $IT$ ON T.H.E. THRONE, our FATHER IN HEAVEN, HE JU$T I$ WHO HE I$, our LORD GOD T.H.E. ALMIGHTY! And everything that T.H.E. HEAVEN$ had REVEALED unto me, I was never stingy with it, and so I shared with all that I encountered. And I’ve always CONFE$$ED HI$ PRECIOU$ $ON OF MAN, JE$U$ T.H.E. CHRI$T OF NAZARETH, unto all of mankind! No matter where I was at, and no matter what I was doing, down here in the flesh, under this sun, that some humans LOVE so much!

T.H.E. DI$CIPLE MATTHEW Ch. 10 v 32

Therefore whomever CONFE$$E$ ME BEFORE men, Him I WILL AL$O CONFE$$ BEFORE MY FATHER WHO I$ IN HEAVEN.

T.H.E. DI$CIPLE LUKE Ch. 12 v 8

Also I $AY to you, whomever CONFE$$E$ ME BEFORE men, Him T.H.E. $ON OF MAN AL$O WILL CONFE$$ BEFORE T.H.E. H.O.L.Y. A.N.G.E.L.$. OF GOD.

T.H.E. A.N.G.E.L. O.F. W.R.A.T.H.!

T.H.E. T$UNAMI (12-26-2004)

My 31$t Birth Day, aka-(DAWN OF T.H.E. DOOM) day of T.H.E. WOR$T NATURAL DI$A$TER in the history of mankind! And (WEEK$ BEFORE T.H.E. T$UNAMI), I got one of THO$E sickening OVERWHELMING FEELING$ that I get, and then I could $EN$E something TRAGIC coming! And so instantly, without another thought, I just Told everyone that, It was just all about T.H.E. HEAVEN$, because THEY’RE on THEIR way, and THEY’RE pissed at this 2nd world! And I bet that some of you judgmental human/sinners are going to say the exact same things that the humans that I Told in person said. And that is, How do I know that THEY’RE pissed? Because I’ve been pissed, every since I was a younger! And then T.H.E. HEAVEN$ had $HOWED me, by $HELTERING me with THEIR H.O.L.Y. $PIRIT, (while I was just totally I.R.A.T.E., at all of those hating non believing humans that were being just totally spoiled, but now they’re losing their oils), in June of 2005, as I fought the beast , and her non believing geeks, at work! And then T.H.E. HEAVEN$, THEY TOLD me by TELLING me to PUT IT ALL ON PAPER! After THEY WATCHED me bring those non believing, stabbing me in my back, talking behind my back co