Lisa And Her Beaver

By Razor Blade

Lisa hires a photographer to start her adult modeling career but is abducted by a family of rednecks who want to sell her off for a profit. She manages to escape and meets a talking beaver named Toby who lends her aid but ends up making things worse when they get transported through a wormhole to a new city where she confronts an evil witch who wants Toby's... There is a lot of fantasy and craziness as Lisa tries to get back home and again start a career in adult modeling.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Razor Blade
• Release date: May 12, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463667606

Razor Blade

My first book was published 20 years ago and is on this site. It is called Morning Star. My style is over the top absurd and crazy, I can't write a boring book. I have explored many types of genre's and like to explore different ideas. My favorite subjects are religious in nature and often use God, angels and Demons as characters. I don't write cookie cutter books and I don't really read all that much. I am a creator more than a consumer. I know what I like and I don't feel I need to read other's works in order to plagiarize their themes and ideas. I don't agree that you have to be a reader to be a good writer, you just need talent and good imagination.

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Chapter 1

School house rock

Judd looked in the car and watched Lisa rifle through her bag of clothes while tapping his finger on his camera and losing his patience. She was digging for the right outfit for their photo-shoot, parked on the side of a gravel road next to a large abandon building which was in major disrepair. The property was fenced with the exception of the entrance which had no gate or signs warning against trespassers. On the west side was a barbed wire fence with a sign that told of how this building used to be an old school house with the date of its construction. Both Judd and Lisa thought this would make a great spot for a shoot, especially if they could get inside the building. You about ready? Judd asked.

I’m looking for my lip gloss, Lisa replied, digging in her bag.

I don’t want to spend a lot of time here, you never know who might show up.

It’s public property, Lisa replied.

Are you sure?

There is nothing saying we can’t be here, it used to be an old school house, and this must be public property.

Judd looked to the north towards the nearest farm house and wondered if anyone was at home. Although this looked like public land, who knew for sure?

I found it, Lisa said and got out of the car, she was topless, wearing only a miniskirt and cowgirl boots."

You better cover your tits, Judd said. Lots of country folk out here would love to catch a shot of your boobs.

Lisa pulled out some clothes and bunched them up against her chest. There, nobody will see anything.

Let’s go, Judd said and led Lisa down the path to the property, Judd paused for a moment wondering if this was really public property or not. Let’s make this quick, he added and helped Lisa walk across the soft ground to the abandon building fifty yards away. I have some ideas if we can get in the building, Judd said.

Like what?

I want to do a full topless set before we do the nudes, do you still want porn? he asked.

Yeah, I want everything, she replied knowing she needed a set to send to the porn modeling site.

Did you bring toys?

I brought a dildo, she replied. I’ll use my fingers for everything else.

Let me set up the shots, Judd said, I’m pretty good at coming up with ideas.

So am I, Lisa snapped back.

Don’t get pissy, I’m not just a camera jockey, I have some skill.

I know, that’s why I asked you to shoot me, Lisa replied. But I know what I want to send them. After my ideas are done, we can do what you want.

By now the two were approaching the abandon building when out of the corner of his eye Judd spied a pickup truck pull onto the property and stop. He turned and said, Look, somebody’s here.

Lisa turned to look, Fuck, what are they doing here?

I don’t know, but I better find out. Judd stepped away from Lisa and took off walking towards the truck. He forgot he had a pellet gun pistol tucked in his belt as a shooting prop. Once he got to the truck he noticed an old man in the passenger seat with a white beard and coveralls. In the front seat was a forty year old something farmer with an unshaven face and seed corn cap.

Is this your property? Judd asked squinting in the sun.

Yes it is, the driver replied.

Sorry, there’s no sign saying No trespassing."

We don’t need no fucking sign, the passenger snapped back.

Actually you do, without a posted sign, we can’t be charged with trespassing. This looks like public property anyway, there is no gate and that sign looks like a historical marker.

Don’t matter, it’s my property, has been for twenty years now, the driver said.

Sorry, we’ll leave.

Are you two doing something you shouldn’t be doing? the driver asked.

Pardon me? Judd asked back.

You’re girlfriend there has no top on,

Judd looked back at Lisa and saw her standing covering her top with her costumes. She’s not naked, Judd said.

I don’t appreciate what you have in your belt either, the driver said.

It only took a second for Judd to realize what the driver was talking about, the pistol in his back belt loop. He foolishly pulled it out to show the men it was a toy prop but before he could get it all the way out the driver said, I got more like that you in this truck, be careful what you do.

The pellet gun had been manufactured before the orange tip was required by law so it did look real from a distance.

It’s a pellet gun, Judd said holding it up for both men in the truck to see.

Yeah, maybe, but you need to get off my property, I already called the sheriff.

I told you we’d leave, now give us a minute to go.

What kind of pictures are you taking? the driver asked.

She’s a model.

What kind of model?

The regular kind, Judd replied.

Where’s her shirt?

In her bag, Judd replied.

Do you think you should be doing that kind of pictures?

What I shoot is my business, now l need to get going.

Not on my property it isn’t, we don’t need some naked girl running around here getting her picture taken. What kind of perv are you?

Now pissed, Judd replied, She’s an adult, I’m sorry we came onto your property, it wasn’t posted as private property, but now we are going.

Not yet, I want to see her.

You said a second ago that you didn’t need a naked girl running around, and now you want to see her?

Are you going to stop me?

Not knowing how to answer the question, Judd stood there silent.

Tell her to get over here, the driver said.

No, I won’t.

Both men looked at each other like it was a Mexican standoff saying nothing. Judd knew the farmer probably had the gun he claimed he had, but Judd also felt he could bluff his way out, especially if the sheriff was on the way.

We’ll wait for the sheriff, Judd said.

I know the sheriff, he’s a good friend of mine. You best do as I say.

Judd motioned for Lisa to come over, not to meet these two freaks, but to head on over to his car and leave. It was then the passenger got out of the driver’s side and hobbled around the truck with a limp. He stopped at the front bumper and leaned his weight on the fender. I want to see the girl too, he stated, practically drooling.

I don’t get you two, you act like we’re doing something lewd, and then you want to see it?

The driver replied, You got it buddy.

Lisa walked over to Judd and stood next to him still clutching her clothes to her large breasts. What’s going on? she asked.

These guys want to see you.

See me? Lisa asked.

Let me see your tits, the passenger said drooling like an eighty year old pervert.

Nobody is going to see my tits, Lisa replied.

The driver replied, You’re on my property, I can see your tits if I want.

Yep, that’s the law! the passenger said rubbing his crotch with his hands.

Maybe you should show them your tits, Judd said.

No fucking way! Lisa replied.

He said he has a gun in the truck, these are farmers, and they always have guns

I don’t see a gun, let’s get the hell out of here, Lisa said and took off walking towards the car still parked on the gravel road.

Get your ass back here honey! the driver said getting out of the truck holding the rifle he had been hiding behind the door.

Lisa continued to walk away not paying attention to the man yelling at her. The driver took off walking, following Lisa across the soft dirt field towards the car. He picked up speed and finally took off in a jog until he reached her grabbing her by the arm spilling her clothes and his gun onto the ground. Lisa spun around and her massive breasts swung into plain view.

Now those are some nice tits! the driver said smiling back to the passenger still leaning against the truck.

Lisa bent over to pick up her clothes from the soft dirt at her feet when she felt the driver push her back.

No, no, I like you just like that, he said with a toothless grin.

Fuck you, she said and kicked dirt into his face. She picked up a shirt and took off towards the car leaving the driver, the passenger and Judd behind.

Judd watched from across the field feeling anxious and angry. Did you guys really call the sheriff? he asked.

The passenger walked around the truck keeping one hand on the frame to help keep his balance. Fuck no, we just wanted to scare the shit out of you.

Is this really your property?

Yeah, it is, actually it belongs to his mother.

You’re not his dad?

I’m the hired help dumb ass, I feed cows and shit like that.

By now the driver had walked back to the truck and stood looking at Judd. His gun was still sitting back where Lisa’s clothes were on the ground. Your girlfriend is waiting for you, he said.

You going to let me go? Judd asked.

If I see any pictures of my property anywhere on the internet, I’ll come find you and kick your ass, you understand me?

You just attacked a half-naked woman and you’re threatening me? I should call the sheriff on you!

Go ahead, it’s your word against mine.

Judd shrugged his shoulders and walked away towards his car. When he got to the drivers rifle he picked it up and kept walking.

Hey! Put that down! the driver yelled.

Judd stopped and looked back at the two men standing next to the truck. Fuck you, come and get it! he yelled. Normally he would never act like this, but he was beyond pissed and not his usual self. It didn’t take long for the two men to get in the truck and spin out taking off towards him. At this distance to his car, it wasn’t worth running, he knew he wouldn’t make it, he also knew he didn’t know how to operate the rifle. So now what?  He had to wait to see what happened for he dug himself a hole too big to crawl out of.

In a blink of an eye, the truck slid to a halt kicking up dust and covering Judd in a cloud he couldn’t see through. He could only hope he wouldn’t be hit. A breeze pushed away the dust cloud and three feet in front of him the truck sat revving. Judd knew he was fucked so he tossed the rifle on the hood and turned to walk away. It was at that point he lost all memory of what occurred next.

Chapter 2

In a cup

Judd woke to the painful sensation of being ran over by a truck. He was in a room he didn’t recognize with the smell of a backed up sewer. Lisa was tied up in a chair, nude, against the wall in a dimly lit hallway. In the air was the distant sound of a radio playing a song by the band Boston. It was familiar, but he didn’t know the name. Sitting on an office chair in his boxers, jerking off was the driver looking at a porn site.

Who the fuck are you? Judd asked.

The driver took his hand off his cock for a moment and turned to look at Judd lying on the ground tied up. Paul, the man said.

What are you doing? Judd asked.

Jacking off, what does it look like? Paul replied.

What are you doing to Lisa?

Your girl?

She’s tied up naked in the hall,

Yeah?

You have a real naked woman twenty feet away and you’re jerking it to porn?

What makes you think I didn’t fuck her already? Paul asked with a shit eating grin.

Did you?

No, I have to ask momma first, when she gets home.

Judd looked over to Lisa to see if she was awake, by now she had heard his voice and was looking over at him. You ok? Judd asked.

I’m ok, for now, what’s going on?

I don’t know, Paul here is waiting for his mother to come home. Judd replied. Paul, how old are you? Judd asked.

Fifty six, Paul replied not stopping for a moment from jerking his cock.

Can you stop that while we talk?

Paul turned around in his seat exposing his hard cock to Judd. His balls hung down over the seat of the chair. I’m like five minutes from blowing my wad, can you wait a minute? What’s so fucking important?

I’m tied up, that’s important, so is she!

Five minutes, hold on, Paul said and went back to his jerking.

When does your mother get home?

In fifteen minutes, now shut up! I have to get done before she gets home!

What happens if she gets home too soon? Are you afraid she’ll catch you? Judd asked.

No, I have to do this every day before she gets home, I put it in a cup and give it to her, if I don’t have it ready to go, and she beats me.

What? Judd asked dumbfounded. She wants you to jerk off to porn?

Yes, I have too.

Why?

She sells it online, Judd replied.

That is so fucking gross, who buys used splooge?

I don’t sell it, she does, and she gets good money for it, so shut up so I can get done.

Shaking his head, Judd watched Paul go at it as fast as he could from the back. In the hall, he could still see Lisa tied up to her chair looking at him for help. She had to know Judd was tied up and couldn’t do anything, but she still looked to him like a helpless puppy dog.

Just then they all heard a door slam and a woman yelling, Paul, you got my blow?

Almost mother, give me a minute!

Hurry up or I’ll come get it out of you! her voice came from up the stairs. Then they could hear her footsteps on the stairs and knew she was coming downstairs. Holy fuck! Who is this? she asked, then she looked in the hall and saw Lisa, and her?

Paul stopped jerking for a second to answer his mother. They were on the school house property taking filthy pictures, Paul replied.

What are they doing here? she asked.

They wouldn’t leave, so I had to run him over, and then I grabbed her and brought them both down here.

Shit, she said under her breath. The woman, momma was very fit for a woman in her seventies. Long grey hair and a decent body, not what Judd would expect? How’s my blow coming? she asked Paul.

With all this going on, I can’t concentrate, Paul replied.

I got to have it, I have customers waiting, she replied in disgust. Here, let me help, she added walking over to Paul. Let me see it, she said getting down on her knees.

Paul let his mother have access to his cock and she took it in her hand and began to jerk quickly back and forth. How is that? she asked.

Paul leaned back in ecstasy and began to quake in pleasure. You might need to do more momma, I’m really stressed.

Ok, she said and took Paul’s cock in her mouth and began to give him a blow job. She pulled his cock out of her mouth and asked, Where is the cup?

Paul handed her the cup and she went back down on Paul and continued to give him head. With a motion of his hand, he signaled to his mother that he was ready to blow, she pulled his cock out of her mouth and put the tip of his penis in the cup and watched him blow as she continued to stroke him. When he was done she held the cup up to the light, Twenty milliliters, not bad, she said and put the lid on the cup. She looked over to Judd and said, I bet I could get that much out of you.

What? Judd asked. I’m all for a good blow job, but I’m no bull you can squeeze out.

What’s it to you? All you have to do is lie there, she replied.

I’m not jerking off for you!

You’re girlfriend in the hall can blow you, Momma replied.

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s a model I was doing a shoot for.

Model eh? Looks like a dime store whore to me.

Fuck you! Lisa yelled from the hall.

Let me put this in the fridge, I’ll be back in a minute, Momma said walking into the next room.

What the fuck is going on here Paul? What kind of farm do you run?

We have cattle, and about two hundred acres of corn, why do you ask?

You’re selling splooge on EBay for God’s sake!

It’s legal, I think, Paul replied.

Actually it’s not, Momma said returning to the room. "I have to sell this through certain chat rooms.  

How long have you been doing this? Judd asked.

Momma looked to Paul as if he had an answer. He didn’t so she replied, About three years now.

Are you saying you’ve made your son jack off every day for three years?

Yes, all men do it, why not profit from it?

Who buys it? Judd asked.

It’s a chat room, I don’t ask names.

Why is there a market for it? Who uses it?

Like I said, I don’t ask questions, when the transaction clears, I put it in the mail.

How often do you help your boy out?

Not often, maybe once a month. I don’t like touching that gross thing, but I get three hundred a bottle. For that, I’d suck off a dog.

Judd thought for a moment and tried to digest what was going on. When do we get to leave?

Momma replied, Not sure, I didn’t expect my boy to be dragging home strangers. I’m not exactly sure what to do with you.

We won’t tell anyone, just let us go.

I’m not stupid, I know you’ll go running to the sheriff the second I let you go. I don’t want to keep you here, but what can I do? Dumbass here kidnapped you, that’s prison time.

Paul chimed in, Momma, they were trespassing, they broke the law first.

Even so, I don’t think the law is going to like us keeping them tied up down here.

What do you want to do momma. Paul asked.

Take the backhoe down to the school and dig up a hole big enough to stuff both of them. At least six to ten feet deep. I think there is some groundwater issues down there so if you hit a muddy spot, stop.

What? You’re going to kill us for trespassing? It wasn’t even posted!

We’re beyond that now, Momma replied. My boy pretty much fucked up your fate, probably should have let you go back then, but what is done is done. No going back now.

Wait, can we work up a deal? Judd asked.

Maybe, what do you have in mind?

I’ll give you as much blow as I can, and you can sell it.

What about her? Momma asked. What does she have I can sell?

I’m not attached to her, I don’t care, Judd replied.

What! Lisa yelled from the hall. You’re going to let her kill me?

You make your own deal! I’m just a photographer, Judd replied.

Nice, Momma said. I don’t know what I can do with the girl, but I’m sure I can come up with something. Maybe a webcam girl, or something like that.

So it’s a deal? Judd asked.

Momma walked over to the desk where the computer sets and pulled a cup out of a drawer, she put the cup on the floor next to Judd’s face and said, You fill that tonight and I’ll see what I can do.

You need to untie me, Judd replied.

You only need one hand, Paul will untie that, the other one stays where it is. As long as you're filling cups, you stay out of the pit.

An hour later Judd was trying his best to get the job done, it was then he realized that getting his blow into a cup with one hand would be next to impossible. He yelled out to whoever would listen, Hey! I need help here!

Momma stepped into the room wearing only her bra. She was amazingly fit and tight. What do you need honey? she asked.

How am I supposed to get my blow into the cup? It keeps tipping over.

Maybe I could tape the cup to the floor? she asked in a prim and proper manner.  

Can you just hold it? he asked.

That would work for now, but I can’t always be around to hold your cup.

"I just need you this one time, to show you I’m serious. If you can hold it for five minutes, I’ll be done.

Momma sat on the floor and crossed her legs holding the cup for Judd. She watched patiently as he stroked back and forth trying to orgasm. It was awkward but he knew he could get it done. Stroke after stroke he brought himself closer till he blew his wad and shot into the cup.

Very nice, that’s about ten milliliters, you might need to do that three times a day to keep up with my boy.

I’ll do my best, Judd said taking a break.

Momma leaned back and spread her legs showing her shaved pussy off to Judd. What do you think? Could I pass for thirty?

Judd stared at her pussy lips and said, Yeah, I bet you could.

Oh, you’re just saying that, she replied fishing for compliments.

No, you’re pretty smooth, not a lot of wrinkles.

Would you eat this pussy?

Now? he asked.

No silly, in general. If you were at a party, and I came up to you and spread wide and asked you to eat me, what would you say?

I’d say yes, Judd replied.

You’re just saying that because I have you tied up, she said with a grin.

No, really, that’s a nice pussy, I’d love to spend an hour with it.

Maybe sometime, Momma replied, I’ll make it a special treat for you.

Do you have any daughters?

Why do you ask? You said my pussy was good enough for you.

I know, but if your pussy is that awesome at your age, I’d love to see...

Before Judd could finish his sentence, Momma slapped him across the face and kicked him with her bare foot. My pussy is the only pussy you’ll see, you got that?

What about Lisa?

She’s upstairs, I put her to work.

Doing what? She’s tied up.

House cleaning, Paul is watching her, he has a gun.

Great, I bet he loves that.

What do you mean?

He jerks off to porn all day, I bet he enjoys a real woman once and a while.

He’s not jerking off to her, I’m the queen around here.

Chapter 3

Diner

Anne Marie, Lisa’s mother, punched the keys on the cash register at the Holy Smokes diner. She did the day shift and wore an apron that covered just below her short shorts. For a woman of fifty