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The Van Dwellers - Albert Bigelow Paine
THE VAN DWELLERS: A STRENUOUS QUEST FOR A HOME
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Albert Bigelow Paine
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
I.: The First Home in the Metropolis.
II.: Metropolitan Beginnings.
III.: Learning by Experience.
IV.: Our First Move.
V.: A Boarding House for a Change.
VI.: Pursuing the Ideal.
VII.: Owed to the Moving Man.: WRITTEN TO GET EVEN.
VIII.: Household Retainers.
IX.: Ann.
X.: A Flat
Failure.
XI.: Inheritance and Mania.
XII.: Gilded Affluence.
XIII.: A Home at Last.
XIV.: Closing Remarks.
LORDS OF THE NORTH: By A.C. LAUT: A Strong Historical Novel
The Van Dwellers: A Strenuous Quest for a Home
By
Albert Bigelow Paine
The Van Dwellers: A Strenuous Quest for a Home
Published by Dossier Press
New York City, NY
First published circa 1937
Copyright © Dossier Press, 2015
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I.: THE FIRST HOME IN THE METROPOLIS.
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WE HAD NEVER LIVED IN New York. This fact will develop anyway, as I proceed, but somehow it seems fairer to everybody to state it in the first sentence and have it over with.
Still, we had heard of flats in a vague way, and as we drew near the Metropolis the Little Woman bought papers of the train boy and began to read advertisements under the head of Flats and Apartments to Let.
I remember that we wondered then what was the difference. Now, having tried both, we are wiser. The difference ranges from three hundred dollars a year up. There are also minor details, such as palms in the vestibule, exposed plumbing, and uniformed hall service—perhaps an elevator, but these things are immaterial. The price is the difference.
We bought papers, as I have said. It was the beginning of our downfall, and the first step was easy—even alluring. We compared prices and descriptions and put down addresses. The descriptions were all that could be desired and the prices absurdly modest. We had heard that living in the city was expensive; now we put down the street and number of four large light rooms and improvements, $18.00,
and were properly indignant at those who had libeled the landlords of Gotham.
Next morning we stumbled up four dim flights of stairs, groped through a black passage-way and sidled out into a succession of gloomy closets, wondering what they were for. Our conductor stopped and turned.
This is it,
he announced. All nice light rooms, and improvements.
It was our first meeting with a flat. Also, with a janitor. The Little Woman was first to speak.
Ah, yes, would you mind telling us—we’re from the West, you know—just which are the—the improvements, and which the rooms?
This was lost on the janitor. He merely thought us stupid and regarded us with pitying disgust as he indicated a rusty little range, and disheartening water arrangements in one corner. There may have been stationary tubs, too, bells, and a dumb waiter, but without the knowledge of these things which we acquired later they escaped notice. What we could see was that there was no provision for heat that we could discover, and no sunshine.
We referred to these things, also to the fact that the only entrance to our parlor would be through the kitchen, while the only entrance to our kitchen would be almost certainly over either a coal-box, an ironing board, or the rusty little stove, any method of which would require a certain skill, as well as care in the matter of one’s clothes.
But these objections seemed unreasonable, no doubt, for the janitor, who was of Yorkshire extraction, became taciturn and remarked briefly that the halls were warmed and that nobody before had ever required more heat than they got from these and the range, while as for the sun, he couldn’t change that if he wanted to, leaving us to infer that if he only wanted to he could remodel almost everything else about the premises in short order.
We went away in the belief that he was a base pretender, clad in a little brief authority.
We had not awakened as yet to the fulness of janitorial tyranny and power.
We went farther uptown. We reasoned that rentals would be more reasonable and apartments less contracted up there.
Ah, me! As I close my eyes now and recall, as in a kaleidoscope, the perfect wilderness of flats we have passed through since then, it seems strange that some dim foreboding of it all did not steal in to rob our hearts of the careless joys of anticipation.
But I digress. We took the elevated and looked out the windows as we sped along. The whirling streets, with their endless procession of front steps, bewildered us.
By and by we were in a vast district, where all the houses were five-storied, flat-roofed, and seemed built mainly to hold windows. This was Flatland—the very heart of it—that boundless territory to the northward of Central Park, where nightly the millions sleep.
Here and there were large signs on side walls and on boards along the roof, with which we were now on a level as the train whirled us along. These quoted the number of rooms, and prices, and some of them were almost irresistible. 6 All Light Rooms, $22.00,
caught us at length, and we got off to investigate.
They were better than those downtown. There was a possibility of heat and you did not get to the parlor by climbing over the kitchen furniture. Still, the apartment as a whole lacked much that we had set our hearts on, while it contained some things that we were willing to do without.
It contained, also, certain novelties. Among these were the stationary washtubs in the kitchen; the dumb-waiter, and a speaking-tube connection with the basement.
The janitor at this place was a somber Teutonic female, soiled as to dress, and of the common Dutch-slipper variety.
We were really attracted by the next apartment, where we discovered for the first time the small button in the wall