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Published together for the first time are 10 masterful short stories by a winner of the Derringer Award for Short Mystery Fiction.
All but one of these tales first appeared in the pages of the world's greatest mystery magazines…
If you ravenously consume mystery novels by the bushel, if the annual Best American Mystery Stories anthology is among your must-reads, if you hanker to get your hands on the latest copies of Ellery Queen's or Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, then Daggyland is for you!
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BETRAYAL
A woman in witness protection takes up a bizarre new hobby to keep the demons at bay. It may just save her life.
VENGEANCE
A wiseguy who made good gets sucked back into the maelstrom of the streets after the tragic events of 9/11.
MURDER
Nothing will stop a lonely young woman from living the high life in one of the world's most glamorous cities. Not even murder.
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Welcome to Daggyland, a strange, sick little place where betrayal, vengeance, and murder are only the beginning!
Get it today and treat yourself to a murderously good time.
THIS COLLECTION CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING STORIES:
Back to the Boke
Stand Up Johnny
Button Man
Bloody Signorina
Bloody Signorina (alternate ending)
The Sweatergeist
Nighthawks
Harm and Hammer
Scintilla
The Truth of What You've Become
The Woman in the Briefcase
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"D'Agnese writes the most unusual and interesting books." — Bookviews
Joseph D'Agnese
Joseph D’Agnese is a journalist and author who has written for children and adults alike. He’s been published in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Wired, Discover, and other national publications. In a career spanning more than twenty years, his work has been honored with awards in three vastly different areas—science journalism, children’s literature, and mystery fiction. His science articles have twice appeared in the anthology Best American Science Writing. His children’s book, Blockhead: The Life of Fibonacci, was an honoree for the Mathical Book Prize—the first-ever prize for math-themed children’s books. One of his crime stories won the 2015 Derringer Award for short mystery fiction. Another of his stories was selected by mega-bestselling author James Patterson for inclusion in the prestigious annual anthology, Best American Mystery Stories 2015. D’Agnese’s crime fiction has appeared in Shotgun Honey, Plots with Guns, Beat to a Pulp, Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, Mystery Weekly, and Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. D’Agnese lives in North Carolina with his wife, the New York Times bestselling author Denise Kiernan (The Girls of Atomic City).
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Daggyland #1 - Joseph D'Agnese
Daggyland #1
by Joseph D’Agnese
Ripped from the pages
of the world’s greatest mystery magazines…
BETRAYAL
A woman in witness protection takes up a bizarre new hobby to keep the demons at bay. It may just save her life.
VENGEANCE
A wiseguy who made good gets sucked back
into the maelstrom of the streets after the tragic events of 9/11.
MURDER
Nothing will stop a lonely young woman from living the high life in one of the world’s most glamorous cities. Not even slaughter.
Published together for the first time
are 10 masterful short stories by the winner of
the Derringer Award for Short Mystery Fiction.
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Daggyland #1
10 Short Stories
Joseph D'Agnese
NutGraf Productions LLCIntroduction
Sometime in 2012, I got my life back. My creative life, that is. That was the year I started writing short stories and sending them out to various publications again. I had written fiction when I was younger but had ignored that creative impulse for decades while I tried to earn a living as an editor and freelance journalist. Somehow I’d convinced myself that journalism was a sensible use for my skills as a writer, and that fiction was not. I hated rejection. What writer didn’t? So I had walled off that part my life to protect myself from the inevitable.
I don’t know why I changed my mind so late in my career. Maybe I’d gotten to the point where I’d made my peace with rejection and was ready to do the thing I loved again. The thing I really loved.
One day I jotted down a one-line description of all the story ideas I had in my head, and started writing each of them in turn. I’d write a few hundred words each morning before I turned to my bread-and-butter nonfiction assignments.
On occasion, just to convince myself of how far I’d come, I dug out some of my old short stories and read them over. Most were horrible. But one of them actually wasn’t so bad. But it was so old that I needed to type it into my computer for the first time to create a digital file. And then, for some reason I still don’t completely understand, I submitted it to a magazine.
Eight days later, a rejection popped up in my email inbox. I stared at the thing for several minutes, waiting to feel worse. The momentary sting passed, and I knew I would live. I printed the story out and sent it to another magazine. And immediately began fretting. Jerk, I thought. Why did you send out an old story? You’re writing new material these days. You should have sent out one of those! The old story sucks, dude. Why do you think it was rejected the first time? It blows.
Anyone who writes will recognize that voice. It’s the voice you should not only ignore but smack upside the head with a tire iron. That voice was proved wrong a few months later when an editor bought the story. The story was Button Man.
The magazine was Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine (AHMM).
By the end of that first year, I’d sold three more stories to AHMM and placed another three with non-paying markets. For a guy who had waited too long to get back in the game, it felt good to be on a roll again.
This book contains nine of those new stories and one oldie, Button Man,
the one that kicked off my personal renaissance. I’ve resisted the urge to organize them thematically, preferring to share them with you in the order in which they first appeared. For that reason, they’re a strange mix of settings, characters, and tones.
Two stories in this collection were finalists for the Derringer Award for Short Mystery Fiction. Another was picked by author James Patterson to appear in the 2015 anthology, Best American Mystery Stories. For those of you who are interested in where stories come from, you’ll find brief introductions that shed light on each tale’s origin. Read ’em if you like, skip ’em if you don’t.
Joseph D’Agnese
September 2017
One
Back to the Boke
Denizens of Hoboken, New Jersey, have nicknames for their city. The Boke. Hobes. Hobroken. I’d been a resident of this colorful waterfront town nearly seven years when the Twin Towers were attacked. I saw the news on television on the morning of 9/11 and, still disbelieving, ran up the stairs of the fire escape outside my apartment to see for myself. Hoboken is directly across the Hudson River from Manhattan. From my vantage point on the roof, I watched in horror as one of the towers collapsed before my eyes. Years later, I imagined how that incident might have changed the life of a former Hoboken wise guy. The story first appeared in the online ’zine, Beat to a Pulp.
Y ou got a bathroom here?
Jimmy’s frantic. Old guy, late seventies. Capillaries rippling through his face. His eyes are wild, his body trembles. He reminds Ricky of dogs who are about to take a shit on the carpet. Ricky steps out of the doorway of the brownstone and points to the door of his own apartment.
"Right in there. On the left. Go."
Jimmy mutters his thanks as he runs.
Ricky steps out of the threshold and onto the stoop. He’s wearing sweatpants and a threadbare T-shirt. Tall, early fifties. Good muscles on his arms; the abs not so much anymore. He looks down the street. Across the road, where the old farts congregate at the Napoleon Club, a guy in aviators looks up at Ricky from the sidewalk, chuckling at him.
What’s a matter,
Ricky says. You don’t have a bathroom down there?
The guy’s got his hands in the back of his pants, as if propping up his spine. We don’t bother with that fuck.
He shifts one of his hands and winces. Fucking crybaby. It’s his penis. Got prostrate trouble. Everybody’s got it. I should cry for him?
He goes in the club, still laughing.
Ricky stands on the porch. Parked in front of his apartment house is Jimmy’s truck, crammed full of junk. Out-of-whack screens. A boiler. Radiators. Tire rims. Lengths of pipe. All of it rusted out and looking like they’ve been wrenched with great effort from wherever they were once installed.
When Jimmy comes out of the apartment, he’s hiding his eyes. Far as Ricky can remember, Jimmy was always a shambling sort. Used to make low-level runs for Ricky’s father, back when Ricky’s father was doing the things that got him his bunk in Rahway. Things Ricky’s mother doesn’t talk about now that the old man is gone.
Jimmy looks ashamed. Drops of piss on his blue work pants.
Jimmy, what do you get for scrap these days?
Not enough,
he says.
Which seems to remind him. Jimmy carefully inspects the trash bins in front of Ricky’s place. He extracts what looks like four lengths of powder-coated gray pipe out of a blue plastic bin, which is stenciled with the words, HOBOKEN RECYCLES. The tips are fitted with adjustable plastic discs. Ricky pegs them immediately as the legs to some cheap-ass Ikea computer desk.
You need this?
Jimmy says.
It’s in the fucking trash. And there are ten apartments in Ricky’s building.
Ricky shakes his head.
Jimmy drags the legs along the sidewalk and dumps them in back of the truck. Loud clanging.
Jimmy gets in the truck and takes a while, breathing.
Don’t get old,
he tells Ricky.
Then he tug, tug, tugs on the truck door until it pops with a screech and slams shut. And drives away.
You can waste a lot of time in the morning, and this is what he does most days. Putters around the apartment, fusses with the coffeemaker and lingers over scrambled eggs and bacon, watching the morning news, taking a long crap and an even longer shower.
A few months back he was sick at home with the flu when they announced the planes had hit the towers. A horrible fucking thing happening just across the river from Ricky’s place. Ricky sat the whole time in front of the tube, disbelieving. He’d tried to call some of the guys he knew at Aldo’s security firm. Guys he drove for. Guys he was supposed to see today. But no luck—he couldn’t get a line out. When they announced one of the towers had fallen, Ricky didn’t believe it. He ran out the back door onto the fire escape and up to the roof. Stood there on the gray sheathing and watched the stinking smoke across the river. He could only make out one tower. And then, right before his eyes, no tower at all.
He’s been at a loss since. Now, sure, he can go to the library to use the computers, spend time surfing the web, work on his resume, and upload it to the various sites he learned about in the seminar last week about finding work in the digital age. But he isn’t going to do a lick of that shit.
No—all he has to do is make one call once a week to the unemployment hotline, type in some numbers, and he’ll have drink money for the week. On top of that, he has some savings. He has some contacts. Bouncer work. Bodyguard work. He even has an offer to lead classes on office place security from the very same outfit that’s giving classes on finding a job in the digital workplace.
In other words, Ricky has options. This is what he keeps reminding himself.
But right now, his personal feeling is that the digital workplace can suck his left nut.
When the phone rings, he ignores it.
His heart isn’t in it. He doesn’t feel it. He is not going to come along nicely. He is not going to be one of those go-getters. The truth is, in spite of the bread he’s pulled in for sixteen years working on Wall Street, driving around shitheel suits and allegedly keeping them safe, he always knew that he owed his success to being in the right place at the right time.
Aldo had known his father from his days in the Boke. Aldo had gone straight. Aldo had been sentimental enough to pull others after him, and all Ricky had had to do sixteen years ago was say yes to a cushy job that got him off the streets of the Boke around the time his brother went inside.
But now Aldo and most of his guys were among the missing.
Ricky knows other firms are hiring. Jesus, everyone right now is beefing up their security. He could certainly apply, but they’ll want to do a background check. They’ll want him to be bonded. He didn’t have to jump such hoops for Aldo. Ricky could theoretically jump them now, but he doesn’t know if he can risk having anyone find out about his father and brother. They’ll never find anything on him, because in spite of all the things he’d pulled for his father, Ricky has no record.
When he lets himself get down, he feels somewhat fucked. What the hell is he going to do? Does he have anything he can put on a resume like the suits who’ve been displaced? He does not. Is there anyone in the big town who will vouch for him? There is not. So now all Ricky wants to do is sack the fuck out.
Around 11:30, close to lunchtime but not quite, he heads down to Moran’s at the top of Church Square Park. Paul stops whatever he’s doing behind the bar and comes over to shake his hand and ask about his family. See? Respect.
He doesn’t know what to say sometimes. His father is dead. His mother is close. His brother is inside. His sister, who gives a fuck. No, he’s the only one left in the Boke, the only one anyone remembers of that fine lineage.
You eating or drinking?
Paul says, though he knows the answer.
He pours off a pint and sets it front of Ricky with a shot. And leaves the bottle there too.
The day warms up. Paul puts SportsCenter on. The lunch crowd is light, as usual. Ricky washes the lunch special down with more boilermakers.
He hasn’t drunk like this in years. Not since the days when he was bouncing. He’d get off shift and hit the industry bars. Aldo had pulled him out of one of those places, straightened him out.
Those days are gone, and Aldo’s gone with them.
Close to four, when the yuppie pieces of shit start streaming in, Paul asks, How we doing?
Ricky feels like sleeping right here on the bar. But he can’t do that to Paul. It would embarrass them both.
Let’s us wait a bit.
Water?
He nods.
The water comes. Fucking beautiful.
He is sitting waiting when Sal comes in with the delivery.
Rick,
he says, how you doing? Heard you were hanging here.
Oh,
Ricky says, who told you?
See, right there? That’s proof you’ve gone soft. Who gives a fuck where he’s heard it?
The guy sits. Gets himself a ginger ale. Off the juice but on the sweets.
My father said he heard you were out of work, maybe you’re looking to pick up a few hours. Like the old days. No disrespect, we just thought it would be nice to have you there.
Ricky looks at Sal. Jesus, he’s getting fat. You don’t see it in yourself, but you see it in your friends, in the ones you came up with.
I’m out of the other business,
Ricky tells him. I have no intention of reclaiming that, you understand?
I wasn’t asking about that, Rick.
But if anyone asks, that’s what you tell them.
We were just talking about you coming and help us out with the deliveries.
Cutting meat?
No one cuts meat anymore, Rick. Things have changed.
Once, the Boke had its own slaughterhouses. The cattle that weren’t butchered here were shipped across the river to the big town to meet their doom in the meatpacking district. Beautiful fucking days they were, but no one in Sal’s family remembers those days but his grandfather, whose nerves are shot so bad now that he can’t carve a hamburger sitting on his plate.
Now everything comes to us boxed,
Sal tells him. We apportion it out according to the orders. Once in a while, if a customer orders something special, we have to cut it. But pretty much it’s loading the trucks and doing the deliveries to restaurants. The supermarkets have their own sources now, God fuck ’em.
Ricky’s touched by the offer. He really is. But he doesn’t want to say anything. He never liked working all day in a fridge.
Neither does Sal.
God forbid my old man goes tomorrow, I’ll sell the building to these developers. Let them build another shithole for the yuppies. I’ll retire with the money.
Retire? Look at him, Ricky thinks. Sal’s fifty-four, about the same age as Ricky, and talking about Florida like it was a chick giving him a free show.
Sal looks in Ricky’s eyes. "Hey, you want something? A sandwich or something?