The TEABAG Goblins

By Stephen Jennison-Smith

The East Anglian Bombardiers and Grenadiers need some help. So three posh goblins are brought in to help them with the mission, to rescue Queen Victoria, sort of...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Stephen Jennison-Smith
• Release date: Dec 24, 2017

Stephen Jennison-Smith

I wrote 'The Crying Pennant' 20 years ago. With the advent of the Kindle I was able to republish it myself and have written the other 6 books in what has become known as The Arth Series. You will find samples and anthologies here. I have also written a steampunk series and some Christian fantasy.

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Also by the same Author:

(The Theran Chronicles)

The Sun Thief

The Victoria Conspiracy

Attack on Thera

The Tawa (short story)

The Victorian Adventure Society

Sid and Arthur's Steampunk Adventure (crossover)

The East Anglian Bombardiers and Grenadiers

(The Arth Series)

The Crying Pennant

The Sitting Duck

Up and Away

Ground Hog War

The Detective One

Romancing the Drone

A DaVinci Co-Ed

The Time Backwater: The Time War

Factory of Androids

War in the Precincts

The Goblin Adventures

(The Books of Kendra)

Kendra

The 24

The Tower

(Academic)

The Lies we Teach Our Kids

The TEABAG Goblins

CHAPTER ONE

There were goblins, giants and dark elves in SAASA. But for Arthur and Sid to work with goblins then they would have to be or do something special. What could be that special? Or maybe special skills. What special skills could be that special? And why would they be working with the East Anglian? Making chocolate, weapons, fun? And what about the yeti and the Bigfoot that are appearing in the LEGO pictures put on Instagram by the Author, what have they to do with anything? We know that the yeti is Bartram Ginster from Goblins Versus Yetis, but who's the Bigfoot?

So I need some names for some goblins and a Bigfoot and a back story as to why they're working with the East Anglian. Maybe they could be like the French Foreign Legion, a regiment made up of nation-less men, rejects from their own societies. But the Special Operations Section of The East Anglian are supposed to be an elite unit specially trained for behind the lines missions. Maybe they need goblins (and possibly a yeti or Bigfoot) to infiltrate enemy units. It is well known that goblins can smell dwarves and that dwarves can smell goblins. Except that Colour Sergeant Sid Scubbins is not a complete dwarf. He is a hybrid clone who is slightly taller and undwarfish (or should I say undwarvish there?) Ruhtra the shape changer could pretend to be a goblin, a yeti, a Bigfoot, well anything he likes really. But maybe they need more than one.

Right then, names. Bigfoot, Bernard Squatchi. That's good enough, or maybe a North American first name. Mmmmmm, Little Dog Squatchi? Running Bear Squatchi? I know, Soft Ann Squatchi. That's funny enough and it introduces a female Bigfoot. Now the goblins. They could be upper class goblins who have fallen foul of the Nefad and desire to get back at their previous masters. Upper class goblin names? Blingtinton Smetherwick the III, (good) Jamestown Vinegrette the