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    If You Give a Man a Cookie: A Parody

    By Laura Joffe Numeroff

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    About this ebook

    If you give a man a cookie...he's going to want milk to go with it...God forbid he should get it himself.

    If You Give a Man a Cookie is a woman’s commentary about her helpless man and the chain of events that leads him on a journey from the bed to the bathroom to the couch and back to bed at nightfall.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
    Release dateOct 10, 2017
    ISBN9781449485542
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      First, this was a fantastic parody to my childhood books, and this makes it even better because this really hits home on how my dad and brothers act at home!