Cyril the Dragon
By Elias Zapple
()
About this ebook
Elias Zapple
Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe. His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip, and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love, be a Stranger', which was an international flop. After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again. Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat; and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe. Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swum off into the sunset; having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark. Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent.
Read more from Elias Zapple
Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElias Zapple's Book of Slugs: Book of Slugs American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElias Zapple's Book of Slugs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Christmas Carol... Slimed: American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElias Zapple’s Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElias Zapple's Book of Slugs: American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Christmas Carol... Slimed Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Christmas Carol... Slimed: Elias Zapple Classics Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsElias Zapple’s Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch: American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to Cyril the Dragon
Titles in the series (3)
Jellybean the Dragon Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCyril the Dragon Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFillmore the Dragon Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related ebooks
Cyril the Dragon: Jellybean the Dragon Stories, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCyril the Dragon: Jellybean the Dragon Stories American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCyril the Dragon Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFillmore the Dragon: Jellybean the Dragon Stories, #3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFillmore the Dragon Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFillmore the Dragon: American-English Edition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFillmore the Dragon: Jellybean the Dragon Stories American-English Edition, #3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Grasping Goblin: Grim and Grimmer, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJourney of the Running Tree Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPrincess Pinky and Cat Larson. Emily's secret visit to the Witches Party. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThorn Castle: The Sorcerer's Tower, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNoelle's Ark: A Story of Redemption: Adventures of Oleo, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWitch Grannies: The Case of the Lonely Banshee Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Sorcerer's Tower Box Set: The Sorcerer's Tower Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJake Reynolds: Chicken or Eagle?: Chicken or Eagle? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEmma and the Silk Thieves: Tales of Widowswood, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGiant's Lair: The Sorcerer's Tower, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRuthless Knight: Fierce Mates: Rock Creek Clan, #5 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Fate of the Elves 3: The Forgotten Tombs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCHILDREN'S BEDTIME STORIES: A collection of short stories for children Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Blood Heir: The Tethering, #4 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPrincess Pinky and Cat Larson. Ogres Capture Emily and Cat Larson. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Calamitous Queen: Grim and Grimmer, #4 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEmma & Little Mr. Knightley Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Enchanted Forest: A Tale of Adventure and Magic. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMagpies and Magic III: Return of the Penguins: Magpies and Magic, #3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMagic Pony Carousel #5: Crystal the Snow Pony Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lost Girl King Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Elf Queen s Children 4: The Cursed Sword Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIt's Marriage or Ruin Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Children's Animals For You
Frog and Toad: A Little Book of Big Thoughts Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Into the Wild: Warriors #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Goodnight, Good Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Hear? Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Brave Like a Bee: Bedtime Stories for Children, Bedtime Stories for Kids, Children’s Books Ages 3 - 5, #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Jealous Lion: Bedtime Stories for Children, Bedtime Stories for Kids, Children’s Books Ages 3 - 5, #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pete the Kitty: Ready, Set, Go-Cart! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Winnie the Pooh: The Classic Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Baby Bear, Baby Bear, What Do You See? Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Kitty and the Unicorn's Missing Colors Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Mr. Popper's Penguins Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Crabby the Crab Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Pout-Pout Fish Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The One and Only Bob Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bad Kitty Gets a Bath Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Prince Caspian: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Secret Garden: The 100th Anniversary Edition with Tasha Tudor Art and Bonus Materials Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Stuart Little Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Last Battle: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Winnie-the-Pooh Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Silver Chair: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Wind in the Willows - Illustrated by Arthur Rackham Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amari and the Night Brothers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Presents a Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Horse and His Boy: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Voyage of the Dawn Treader: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Reviews for Cyril the Dragon
0 ratings0 reviews