Elmo Ritz
By Frank Cronan
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A missing divinity student found in a freezer, tabloid trash picking up the story and running with the cannibal angle and a Heavenly soothsayer promoting his all- herbal Satanic Interceptor collide with a tabloid reporter trying to sort it out despite Betty Boop at her meanest, L.A. cops who get it all wrong, a Mexican Sheriff who never quits and a likeable little dude who steals boats and watches way too much American television.
The ending will blow you away.
Frank Cronan
Frank X Cronan lives on the Oregon coast and is a regular contributor to the Penelope is Gone series. Other writing credits include the feature film, BEACH FEVER.
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