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    Sink the Fucking Putt: Golf Fun With Dick and Jane
    Sink the Fucking Putt: Golf Fun With Dick and Jane
    Sink the Fucking Putt: Golf Fun With Dick and Jane
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    Sink the Fucking Putt: Golf Fun With Dick and Jane

    By Chris Fuller and Claudia Wolf

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    Sink the F**king Putt, a humor book for adults, is a Parody of the well known Dick and Jane elementary school reading primers.

    Dick and Jane had become somewhat reclusive since they were the child stars of the early elementary school reading textbooks. Now they are grown up and living with Spot in the basement of Mother and Father’s house. In recent times they became far more social but this led to some complications. This book is the zany story of Dick and Jane taking up the game of golf in order to overcome a certain problem in their young adult lives.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateApr 17, 2017
    ISBN9780692855140
    Sink the Fucking Putt: Golf Fun With Dick and Jane

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      Valueless and mean-spirited. It's punching-down humor with art farmed out to the lowest bidder. It doesn't have anything to say, so at least it does us all the favor of being short.

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