Experience Mexican Jail!: Based on the Actual Cell-phone Diaries of a Dude Who Spent Four Years in Jail in Cancun!

By Prisonero Anónimo

In 2016, a record-breaking 7.86 million Americans visited Mexico, which is a lot more than we think go to Canada. So how many end up in jail?

Mexico has the largest American prisoner population outside the United States, with hundreds currently serving time. Whether you have plans to visit Mexico's pristine beaches, ancient Mayan ruins, sample authentic mole, or (like author Prisionero Anonimo) become a drug kingpin, it's always better to be prepared, because in Mexico, jail isn't just a punishment, it's a lifestyle.

With nearly four years experience, Prisionero Anonimo provides expert tips for negotiating your extortion deal, navigating language barriers, making nice with the mafia boss, throwing your first party, appreciating the art of the baby tattoo, and of course, making candied apples.

• Language: English
• Publisher: The Unnamed Press
• Release date: Mar 21, 2017
• ISBN: 9781939419903

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My phone (somebody else’s crack)

My phone (somebody else’s crack)

Embrace Your Mexican Jail Experience!

Just to answer the question on everyone’s mind: Why do I get to write a guidebook about La Carcel? Well, I’ve spent over four years here, that’s why. Prior to being an inmate, I was just a regular guy having a good time in Cancún. Without getting into the details, let’s just say I assisted others with having a good time in Cancún too. But as I’ve learned, sometimes chilling on the inside can be just as fun as chilling on the outside. All you need is the right attitude, and some top-notch insider tips—which is where I come in. Everything I learned, I typed into my trusty Nokia 6500c with my two thumbs. I sent long letters to all my friends this way, even the ones who didn’t send me any