The Great Depot: Comedy film script

By Joshua Bradley

A random comedy that does more than just make the audience laughs....a joyful film to die over. a franchise to expand millions in the box office.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Joshua Bradley
• Release date: Jan 25, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386504139

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The Great Depot (Comedy film script)

Zorminco productions with a dude Broman Ent.

Featuring sir you missed a spot co-entertainment 

The Great Depot

Jim: (angerly yelling) I’m giving you five reasons I’m quitting this fucking job!!!....Five!! reasons!! one is that the got damn customers you saying so much are always right!! but so got damn wrong! telling us we have to pile up more on beef jerky waffle sticks or whatever else that shit you find anywhere else but in the fucking warehouse!! and at the same damn time we don’t sell none of that shit in bulks like they do at other store conveniences that shit is gotta change.....two is why the hell we have to were those got damn boots everywhere we fucking step, good ole Melvin there had on some boots when he walking around the warehouse stepped in some water that swelled his fucking feet  from the inside and all because they couldn't Breathe!!!! And yes they were in his size!!! 3 is minimum wage pays like a cow out a fucking ass!!! And greeta over here wants to be everybody’s religious boss that in my time you can't serve two gods but that there is only one God!!!

Greeta: now you aint finna.... (Jim interrupts)

Jim: Eh shut up!!! for one thing for sure i aint working in got damn! cold ass! freezer! where i caught a stupid ass cold that there is a unread broken thermostat that even at the worse times it gets colder than a bitch!! where no one can even step outside to get a cold and catch a got damn pneumonia for staying in there too long. so kiss my white ass you dumb ass Latino fuck and enjoy this time while it last ( walks out in slams door)

(Couple of days before the job supposedly interview)

lady1: (on store speaker) attention all shoppers and associates today is the day of the great depot grand opening we are proud to our sponsors of a great effort they put in the store today Julio haucinez the store's first franchise manager in the freezer department tom rancher the stores first pallet receiver....( as he continues)

Julio: (in Spanish to the workers as he broke the freezers store speaker right she continued Julio being the manager) Get back to work!!! Get back to work!!!! (As he screams it)

lady1: and last but not least Erik lucinez the stores very first head manager among all the departments we appreciate your cooperation thank you and wonderful day.

(Feature presentation the great depot)

(Day 1)

Jim: (phone rings).... (Picks up) hello

Justin: good morning butter cakes you sound like that you're fit to go grocery shopping right near Blakes center for shoes right next to the double Dixie franchise at jack’s fun depot.

Jim: Justin......

Justin: yeah Jim.

Jim: (yelling) GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY (hangs up) ugh.

guy1: hey there Jim how things going.

Jim: great just woke up to go to work to get fired.

guy1: Jim if it’s about what happen last week just let it go people do that (Jims mashes the horn)

Jim: oops my bad why won’t