Mister Bob

By Dell Sweet

Mister Bob is a collection of short stories from Author Dell Sweet.

FIREFIGHT: Private Johnson finds himself in the middle of a firefight in the jungles of Vietnam. He has no idea how he got there, why he is there, or why the men with him seem to know more about his circumstances than he does.

RAPID CITY: When the apocalypse of the dead befell the world, men and women rose to the challenge. The great gunfighters of the zombie plague years rose and dealt with the dead with ruthless precision, but their time is fading.

PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Hired to do a simple job, the case that was not supposed to be a big deal turns into one. A man, a woman, and the lies that bind them together.

THE BORDERLINE: Billy had only intended to take a short walk downtown. See the girls, the sites, feel the night air on his face. Twenty-four hours later as he was digging a grave in the desert hard-pan, he found himself wondering what had gone wrong.

A DRESS FOR JANEY: A dirt poor farmer rides out after the thief that stole his horse. He leaves behind his wife to run the farm while he is gone, hoping he can catch the thief and return before too long. Morning turns into night as he rides alone.

MISTER BOB: A little girl awakens screaming in the night, convinced that someone she calls Mister Bob has come to her window in the middle of the night to plead for his life, hoping she will intervene for him.

Seventeen stories from Dell Sweet, from True stories to horror and even humor.

• Language: English
• Publisher: A. L. Norton
• Release date: Jan 16, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370887699

Dell Sweet

I was raised in Texas and New York. I write short stories, novels, lyrics, poetry. I also enjoy building 3D models in my down time. I have written several series and collections.

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MISTER BOB

Collected Short Stories

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

FOREWORD

RAPID CITY ONE

PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS

ZOMBIE FALL

RAPID CITY TWO

THE BORDERLINE

THE LAST RIDE

RAPID CITY THREE

MISTER BOB

JUSTICE

A DRESS FOR JANEY

THE GREAT GO-CART RACE

FIREFIGHT

BLACKNESS OF THE SOUL

AFTER DEATH

ZOMBIE GRANDMA

THE DAM

THE FAIR

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

FOREWORD:

I have had some of these short stories lying around for a very long time. I have dozens more that I would like to publish if time permits, but I will start with these few. From satire to true, these stories cover a wide range of what I like to write. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I have enjoyed writing them,

Dell Sweet - November 2015.

MISTER BOB

Collected Short Stories

RAPID CITY ONE

The Town At Twilight

It was late when I came into Rapid city. Though the buildings had been thrown up as temporary shelters some twenty years past, they still held sway over the main street. But they seemed empty, abandoned in the twilight.

A faded, crudely lettered, wooden sign nailed to one side of the bat wings of Blood and Breakfast made the street official. Or as official as anything ever got in Rapid city.

My horse didn't seem especial nervous as she made her way along. If you ride a horse, and everyone did now, gasoline was long gone unless you were a part of the Nation, you got used to their moods... Perceptions, and you paid attention or you might wind up dead. Horses were still free and Zombies couldn't chase them down and eat them. Not that they didn't get one occasional, they did. But it was rare.

My own horse watched the shadows slide from alleyway to alleyway between the old buildings. Her large, liquid brown eyes watching careful like. She was no fool, but she also didn't appear to be alarmed to me.

The zombies weren't out. They rarely came near the city in my own experience. At least not before full dark came on. So I didn't concern myself with them. But I didn't slide either. My eyes automatically slid from shadow to shadow in the buildings alleyways as I tied my reins to the rail out front, made the steps and headed up to the bat wings. I Heard a pig's squeal suddenly cut off and hoped there'd be some meat to be had with the usual eggs and biscuits.

Rapid city had been thrown together by some survivors who had come out of the North looking for a warmer place to live. You might as well say driven out and not just by the cold, but the zombies. Zombies didn't mind cold. You could come across one naked as a jaybird, seeming frozen at the side of the road in the middle of the winter and think it would be no trouble. But the minute you turned your back they'd be up and on you. Once bitten there was no turning back. Oh in the early years there had been talk of some kind of cure, but it had never come to anything. After a while all those Government mouthpieces that kept talking cure got bit themselves and you just didn't hear from them anymore. Not too long after that the whole government structure fell apart and for all intents and purposes, excepting those of us who could fight, the world belonged to the Zombies.

I had taken to gun-fighting. First: you had to be good with a gun so you could get them bastardly Zombies before they got you. Second: For some reason those that were left alive seemed to be hell bent on killing one another. A man couldn't hardly turn his back on no one lest a bullet find him between the shoulder blades. And women? Well, short of whores of one kind or another, I had no truck with them. A woman, a real woman, was in short supply and worth killing over: Even if she was an ugly woman. I've seen a four way gun battle over a one legged Whore down by Texas a few years back. And I've heard about a thirty two man shoot out over a woman out on Alabama Island. And she was a slatty slip of a woman, but they said she could breed and that was that. I'd come across that one when it was over and they was counting the bodies. But these were things that were in the past. Years ago.

Back then things of that like seemed a waste to me. Here these goddamned zombies were killing us by the thousands, millions and these dumb son-of-a-bitches were killing each other. No sir. I'd rather take me a whore in some town when I need one. You can keep those so called proper women. And I will tell you; in my experience a whore can be a perfectly good woman. Love just the same as one of those sulky, pale things I seen out on Alabama Island a few times.

They say the plains is free of zombies. That's what they say. They say the zombies is smarter, they stay around the cities where they can find food. And from what I've seen I'd have to agree. They seem to be evolving, but didn't we kind of know that was gonna happen? And do you know what the bitch is? There ain't no goddamn way to win. You got to die, and when you do they got you. Pisses me off just to think about it.

The Blood And Breakfast

I made my way careful up the balance of the splintery steps, through the bat wings and into the Blood and Breakfast. The Blood and Breakfast only served two things. Whiskey and breakfast. You could order just about anything you had a mind to at any time of day. And they might even listen to you, let you ramble on 'til you was done, but in the end they would tell you. You could order eggs and biscuits, meat if it was to be had. And you could have your whiskey in a bottle or a glass if you considered yourself fancy. But that was what there was and no more to be had. I put my head back to thinking as I looked around the interior.

I'd heard a lot of things about the plains. There was land. There was food to eat. And they say there's men that has run off with whores and made them proper women out there. I heard it enough that I got to go. This will be my last stop in Rapid City and then I'm going. I'm tired of looking over my shoulder waiting for a damn zombie to get me. Or another gunfighter. There's a broken up Black-way, what we used to call a road. Ain't many seen it, but probably ain't many been looking for it. Not only have I seen it I know where it goes. Like I said, a short stop here. Load up on supplies and I'm on my way.

The original settlement had not been laid out to serve other travelers but as a refuge for those escapees from the North. Even so within a few months all the original settlers had been run off or killed by the zombies. The ones that came later settled the city: After that Rapid city had become the main gateway to the southern states.

The name had come from the rapids in the nearby river. Well, the river had been near town. Things changed pretty quick back then. Dams a thousand miles away burst with no maintenance, rivers sprang up, died out. Nature did what nature wanted to do. Before the first coat of paint was drying on the church building, the river had spread out nearly a quarter mile wide and was no longer the fast moving body of water that it had once been.

These days it was more like an evil smelling swamp, with the actual river nearly a mile away. It was Hell in spring when the mosquitoes hatched, but the good side of that was the other residents of Rapid City, the zombies, didn't like the mosquitoes. Something in their bite made them zombies drop like flies. Didn't kill them outright, but it knocked 'em down, gave them some kind of sickness, and a knocked down zombie is one you can kill real easy. Most of the zombies that found their way to Rapid City became residents of the swamp in just that way. Their bodies tossed unceremoniously to the alligators that had found the swamp a few years back. Alligators didn't turn when they ate zombie. They didn't even seem to mind eating it. The residents, few as they were, breathed a little easier, and life went on.

The Blood and Breakfast was located in the old church building. The building had been gutted except the altar area which had been turned into a small dance floor for the whores and travelers. The ratio of whores to travelers was about three to one, but the ratio of clean, disease free whores was about one to five. You had to be real careful. If old Doc Mulberry had rejected it, you should be smart enough not to check it out for yourself: If it could kill you, you didn't want it, but of course if the whores didn't get you, the zombies would. And some men liked to gamble.

The blood came anytime after the dinner meal. We'll, after it had been served, not necessarily eaten and ended. It was kind of fluid, so to speak, always had been. There was no violence while the serving was going on, and that was enforced by a shotgun wielding crew of about four employees who would show you some blood quick if you really needed it. In my experience it always turned out better to obey the rules and wait. No matter who you were. Even the gunfighters who visited knew the rules and obeyed them.

As I stood looking around I smelled coffee brewing too, probably thick as molasses and only black, but that was fine with me. I beat my hat against the doorpost, shook off as much dust as I was able to, caught the bartenders eyes, Smoky was his name, and took the table his eyes had given me.

There was no fresh pork yet despite the screaming pig. But there was still bacon to be had, a better treat to my thinking. It seemed like the only meat I ever ate was venison or horse. And the zombies didn't have it that way. They didn't care what kind of meat they ate. But of course they preferred people. It just galled me that they was never having the problems with food that the rest of us had. I'd heard of a few places where the tables had been turned. Where hunting parties went out looking for Zombies. Shot them down. Bought them back to display them. But I also heard how them places went bad too. There was always one that stepped over the line and decided to eat what they shot. Don't let that shock you. After all, isn't it the same goddamn thing the zombies are doing to us? Sure it is. Except that old saying you are what you eat comes into play pretty damn quick. To me it made no sense. I couldn't cypher how they had got to think to eat a zombie. The things were dead. Stunk to high Heaven. And it only made sense that it would turn you. Just about every goddamned thing you had to do with them frigging zombies would turn you.

Like them idiots that thought you could mate with them. Breed the UN-dead right out of existence. That never turned out well neither. I guess men just thought strange thoughts sometimes when they set down to ponder this whole situation out and there wasn't always someone there to talk sense into them. Anyway, I knew I was tired of horse and venison, and nowhere near ready to lunch on zombie. But a little bacon would be a good treat. It'd been a few years since I had any, a little place down toward Texas where it had once met Mexico was the last time.

I took the bacon. A half dozen biscuits and as many eggs: When there's fresh food you take it. Jerky and hard biscuits was the normal fare. Horse or Deer