Beating The Banana: Breast Cancer and Me
By Helen Pitt
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How to survive breast cancer treatment without completely losing your sense of humour and your true identity
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Beating The Banana - Helen Pitt
INTRODUCTION
My mother Bess had breast cancer when she was 65 and my mother`s mum had it at the same age. My grandmother Rebecca, developed it in the late nineteen forties when, for most people, being told you had breast cancer was like being given a death sentence. There were no effective treatments at that time although radium had been used to treat cervical cancer as early as 1923. Most women could expect to live for perhaps two years or less following their diagnosis.
We have come a long way since then. My grandma was a stoic and as a result of her stiff upper lip (some might have called it martyrdom) she would not have sought treatment even if she could have and very sadly died from the disease a few weeks before I was born in 1953. My ma however was not a stoic and went to see the doctor the moment she found a lump, or three in her case and she was whipped into Solihull Hospital a few days later for a mastectomy to her left breast.
I shan`t ever forget my mother`s telephone call to tell me all about it. It was 1978 and I was 25. My two children were just babies then and we were at Tindal Street Play Group when the call came through on the community centre telephone. Mum said, Now I don`t want you to get upset but I`ve found a lump in my breast...
I immediately began to cry and sobbed so much I had to put the phone down. The centre manager Sarah came and comforted me and I went straight away over to Acocks Green to see my mother. Mum pulled up her jumper and bra so that I could feel the lumps she had found. There was quite a large fleshy one at the top of her breast by her sternum. The other two were tiny, beneath her breast at the bottom, where your breast meets the rest of your torso and felt like little pieces of grit had been trapped underneath her skin. Within days my two brothers Alan and Martin and my sister Sue had all travelled to mum`s house and we gathered on the lounge floor at her feet. We all cried while mum cradled our silly adult heads and stroked our wet cheeks as though we were still little children and told us it would all be alright. She was strong while we all crumbled.
Mum had to have a complete mastectomy and also have her lymph glands removed in her armpit as the cancer cells had travelled there. We all went to see her in hospital and with typical Bess humour, the first thing she said was; After the operation I asked how much weight I had lost,
- she was short and plump, like me - ...And the doctor said about two pounds and I was ever so disappointed.
She then asked the assembled company if they`d like to see the scar which of course, being ghoulish, we all did. Pulling her Marks and Spencer’s nightie down from her shoulder, she displayed to us a long and amazingly neat cut, the stitches in place where her breast used to be. I thought my then-husband Tony was going to pass out. Oh my God Bess, my legs!
was all he could manage to say.
After the operation, ma convalesced and