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    2 Bad Santas
    2 Bad Santas
    2 Bad Santas
    Ebook31 pages37 minutes

    2 Bad Santas

    By Syndy Light

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    It's a whole new kind of Christmas cheer!

    Carol was stuck with an unruly pair of department store Santas. She caught them double-teaming a tall, leggy blonde elf, after hours.

    And now, they wanted her!

    She knows she must resist but wouldn't it be nice to be naughty, just this once?

    2 Bad Santas is a raunchy and ribald tale of holiday lust. Look Inside and see for yourself!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDeadlier Than the Male Publications
    Release dateDec 12, 2016
    ISBN9781370985753
    2 Bad Santas
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    Syndy Light

    Syndy Light was a party organizer for several inner-city dance clubs just out of college. She now lives a quieter life as an author and publisher.

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