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    The Flying Cuspidors
    The Flying Cuspidors
    The Flying Cuspidors
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    The Flying Cuspidors

    By V. R. Francis

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    This was love, and what could be done about it? It’s been happening to guys for a long time, now.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStart Publishing LLC
    Release dateOct 20, 2016
    ISBN9781682995037
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      The Flying Cuspidors - V. R. Francis

      The Flying Cuspidors

      by V. R. Francis

      Start Publishing LLC

      Copyright © 2015 by Start Publishing LLC

      All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.

      First Start Publishing eBook edition July 2015

      Start Publishing is a registered trademark of Start Publishing LLC

      Manufactured in the United States of America

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      ISBN 13:978-1-68299-503-7

      The Flying Cuspidors

      by V. R. Francis

      A trumpet-tooter in love can be a wonderful sight, if Local 802 will forgive our saying so; when extraterrestrials get involved too—oh brother! V. R. Francis, who lives in California and has previously appeared in men’s magazines, became 21 and sold to 

      fantastic universe

       all in the same week.

      This was love, and what could be done about it? It’s been happening to guys for a long time, now.

      Hotlips Grogan

       may not be as handsome and good-looking like me or as brainy and intellectual, but in this fiscal year of 2056 he is the gonest trumpet-tooter this side of Alpha Centauri. You would know what I mean right off if you ever hear him give out with Stars Fell on Venus, or Martian Love Song, or Shine On, Harvest Luna. Believe me, it

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