Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving, #3

By AW Cross

You've just gotten a j-pouch. Now what?

Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn't have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully.

Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you'll learn how to:

• Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch
• Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care
• Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence
• Dress, eat, and have sex
• Deal with healthcare professionals and your stays in the hospital
• Use social media and parley with non-pouchers

Whether you've just gotten your j-pouch, or you've had one for years, if you're determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.

If you'd rather pretend that you're normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Glory Box Press
• Release date: Aug 2, 2016
• ISBN: 9780995099142

Book preview

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