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“I bought Autograph Hell for my brother, as he is an avid collector. I couldn’t help but flip through the pages and I soon found myself engrossed in the world of autograph collecting and the difficulties collectors encounter. I highly recommend it for collectors of all kinds. My brother loved it and it may have saved him from being scammed out of a lot of money.” – Kira Hoover, Amazon reviewer
Autograph Hell was conceptualized when a prized autograph of President George Washington turned out to be a fake. Author Charles G. Irion was stunned. As an illustrious, informed autograph collector, how could this happen. Follow Irion on his trail of truth as he starts at the very beginning of autograph collecting to find a world filled with falsified documents and counterfeit signatures. Most of which were "authenticated" by the autograph experts who control this multi-million dollar business. Join Irion as he explores a mind-boggling world of autographs that aren't what they seem, run by people who aren't what they claim. This book provides both an enlightening and disturbing expose' of the rampant treachery in the world of autograph collecting. Before you buy one more autograph you must read this book!
Charles G. Irion
Charles G. Irion is a publisher, best-selling and award-winning author, successful entrepreneur, adventurer, philanthropist, executive producer, and actor. For several decades, he has served as the sole proprietor and broker for U.S. Park Investments, a leading operator of Manufactured Home and RV communities in the United States. Before that, he was a pharmaceutical representative for Johnson and Johnson, McNeil Laboratories after completing his Masters of Business Administration in International Marketing and Finance from the Thunderbird School of Global Management.One of his life-long passions is for the written word. Determined to make his dreams a reality, he wrote and published fourteen books comprised of the Summit Murder Mystery series, and the Hell series. Inspired by his 1987 attempt to climb Mt. Everest, and a 2011 summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro, each book in the Summit Murder Mystery series is set atop the highest point of the world's seven continents. Deaths from falls, avalanches, illness, heart attacks, and high altitude sickness are a matter of course, and when you add in murder, action and adventure, the combination makes for unforgettable reads. The climb begins with the first book in the series, Murder on Everest, and is followed withWIKI ARTICLEMurder on Elbrus, Murder on Mt. McKinley, Murder on Puncak Jaya, Murder on Aconcagua, Murder on Vinson Massif, and ends with Murder on Kilimanjaro. There is also a novella, Abandoned on Everest. The Hell Series includes, Remodeling Hell, Autograph Hell, Car Dealer Hell, and Divorce Hell. He also published a fun novelty cookbook for outdoorsmen called, Roadkill Cooking for Campers - "The Best Dang Wild Game Cookbook in the World."Many years ago, Irion's first medical mission was to Benjamin Hill Senora, Mexico with the Phil Am Lion's Club. Even then, he knew that medical missions were experiences he wanted to continue. Charles is currently a Director of the Phil-Am Lions Club in Phoenix, Arizona and has participated in medical missions in a village near Subic Bay, Philippines and in Caborca, Mexico to provide approximately 300 free cataract surgeries to needy patients. He also traveled to the Municiple Hospital in San Pablo City, Laguna Philippines with the 3000 Club, to administer eye and diabetic screenings for those in need.In June 2011, Irion went on a trip to Mt. Kilimanjaro with the K2 Adventures Foundation. They took Project C.U.R.E. supplies and used them to examine more than 200 patients. The following year, he visited Lima, Peru to help translate for the doctors and nurses at a C.U.R.E. clinic for a day. In addition to philanthropy trips and translating services, Charles participated in the training session at the Denver headquarters to become a certified Needs Assessment Representative. He went to Burkina Faso, Africa for the field training requirement and his first assessment alone was in Cuenca, Ecuador to conduct assessments on a hospital and a mobile surgical unit. His next assessment trip to Nicaragua included assessments of Project C.U.R.E. Clinics, where he translated for the doctors and passed out medicines and vitamins to children and adults. Since then, he has also conducted needs assessments to Ouanaminthe, Haiti; El Banco,Colombia; Santa Marta, Colombia; Buenaventura, Colombia; Cali, Colombia; Boma, DRC; Lumbumbashi, DRC; Kalemie, DRC; Lima, Peru; Machu Picchu, Peru; Bahia Kino, Mexico; Nogales, Mexico; Benjamin Hill, Sonora Mexico; Santa Cruz, Bolivia; Belize City, Belize; Cuba; Antigua, Guatemala City, Guatemala; San Jose, Costa Rica; Jaco, Costa Rica; Panama City, Panama; Zambia, Zaire, DRC; Addis Ababa, Ethiopia; Moshi, Tanzania; Manilia, Philippines; Zambales, Philippines; San Pablo, Philippines; Kenya, and Mumbai, India. He loves being involved with such an amazing organization and helping those that really need it. In that spirit, his slogan is One World, One PeopleTMIrion's passion for adventure has encompassed the full gamut. He has traveled to over 60 countries throughout the world. SCUBA diving is a favorite hobby of Irion's and he has seen the underwater world from California to Mexico, Costa Rica, the South China sea, Belize, Colombia, Rio De Janeiro, the island of Phuket in Thailand, Bali, and in Subic Bay of the Philippines. Irion has also skydived throughout Arizona, loved the thrill of white water rafting on Pacuare River in Costa Rica, and in 1988, Irion completed a week long course in High Wall Mountain Repelling conducted in the Bavarian Alps.
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Autograph Hell - Charles G. Irion
Autograph Hell
It Doesn’t Have to be Real, It Just has to be Authentic
Charles Irion
Published by Irion Books at Smashwords
Copyright © 2009 by Charles G Irion C.I. Trust.
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DEDICATION
On Christmas day, 1776, George Washington decided to attack British mercenaries in the town of Trenton, New Jersey. He managed this sneak-attack by crossing the nearly frozen Delaware River in wooden boats, standing at the prow of his craft while his soldiers rowed hard against current, snow and wind.
The Hessian mercenaries on the other side of the river didn’t expect such an attack. In fact, they considered the Continental Army under Washington’s command to be a minor annoyance.
We all know the rest of the story: the Washington-led troops defeated the Hessian soldiers and then crossed the Delaware again to fight further battles.
It was this tactical battle – conceived by the great George Washington – that inspired the citizens of the American colonies to rise up and fight against British rule.
It was also George Washington who served as an inspiration to write this book. As you will see in Chapter One, I purchased an authenticated autograph of our first president, only to find out eight years later that it might well have been signed by someone else.
This infuriated me. Like most autograph collectors I assumed that an authenticated signature meant that it was indeed an authentic signature. But, as you’ll see in this book, that was not what it means at all.
Like George Washington, I have decided to launch a sneak attack on the autograph industry. I have done this by writing a book that educates autograph collectors like myself about the pitfalls of this incredible – but troubled - business.
This book is dedicated to all who have or will trust in the autograph business whose treasured prize is possibly the source of easy cash for a forger (thief), and to those who may be seeking a new treasure—beware. Knowledge is power.
INTRODUCTION
What do Marilyn Monroe, Adolph Hitler, Mickey Mantle, Ronald Reagan, Fran Tarkenton, Howard Hughes, and Tiger Woods have in common? Their autographs all exist in autograph collections. The question is: Are they real or just authentic?
CHAPTER ONE: MY STORY
Lured by the appeal of owning a piece of history, the author begins the long process of collecting signatures of the famous in every field. Then he discovers the awful truth about one of his prized autographs – it might not be real. With that discovery, the sweet taste of successful collecting sours quickly as the author enters autograph hell.
CHAPTER TWO: VALUES OF THE PEN: History Of Collecting
Ancient Rome and Athens were hotbeds of autograph and manuscript collecting, and the hobby took off from there. Now autograph collecting is a multi-million dollar industry that has led to bogus products and questionable dealers.
CHAPTER THREE: LIES OF THE PEN: A History Of Forgery
If an autograph is worth money, it’s worth faking. Throughout history autographs and documents purported to have come from Adolph Hitler, the founders of the Mormon Church, even Jesus Christ himself have found their way to market. The sad thing is, they have fooled many, including the experts.
CHAPTER FOUR: THE BIG BUST: Feds Rip Cover Off The Autograph Con Game
Autograph fraud reached a fever pitch in the 1990s, when the market was flooded with schlocky fakes that made millions for those who produced them. Then the FBI jumped in with Operation Bullpen, the big bust that led to the rise of the professional authenticator.
CHAPTER FIVE: ENTER THE EXPERTS: How Autographs Get Certified Authentic Even When They Aren’t
There are hundreds of professional authenticators, all claiming that they can tell if an autograph is real or fake. But what qualifies them to know if an autograph is authentic? Other than having collections of their own, very little, which makes an oxymoron of the job description Expert Authenticator.
CHAPTER SIX: DEALERS EXPOSED! Making Sense Of Autograph Hell
The author and three other noted autograph professionals engage in a free-wheeling conversation about the ups and downs of the autograph business.
CHAPTER SEVEN: BREAKING THE CODE: Even A Code of Ethics Isn’t The Answer.
All of the major autograph dealers and associations have codes of ethics, guidelines by which they assure autograph authenticity. But how viable is The Code? The author comes to a startling conclusion about what these codes really mean and how to make certain your autograph is authentic.
Introduction
Marilyn Monroe, Babe Ruth, Billy the Kid, Ronald Reagan, Mickey Mantle, Adolph Hitler, Mick Jagger, Curley, Larry and Moe, Gerald Ford, Roger Staubach, Charles Lindberg, Barry Bonds, Joe Montana, Mario Andretti, Farrah Fawcett, Sophia Loren, Scott Carpenter, Goldie Hawn, Laura Bush, Danica Patrick, John Wayne, Marlon Brando, Janis Joplin, Elvis Presley, John Glenn. . .
To my knowledge, autograph collecting is one of the few businesses in which all of these names come together in a logical way. On the walls of an autograph store, the web pages of an internet autograph dealer, or the collection of an autograph hound, these names and an even greater variety can be found displayed next to one another like one big family.
But before you embrace this diverse and happy family, beware. Some of its members might be illegitimate. In fact, the Federal Bureau of Investigation estimates that as many as 70 percent of autographs sold on the internet are more than likely fakes. That means that in the list above, the name of Marilyn Monroe might have been signed on one of her photos by Bob Jones, or the Three Stooges photo might have been signed five years ago by a cigar-chomping truck driver in West Covina, California, or quarterback Joe Montana’s autographed football may have been signed by a money-grubbing forger in Cleveland, Ohio. And so on. The sad truth is that the autographs you love and purchased for a healthy sum of money might be the handiwork of someone with no connection to the subject at all. The result: You got had!
Are you concerned? Are you thinking about your autograph collection right now and wondering just how much of it is authentic? You should be. Unless you watched that celebrity sign the object and hand it to you, there is a good chance that your piece of wall candy
isn’t as sweet as you think it is.
But wait, you say, you purchased the autograph from a reputable dealer who even provided an authentication certificate. It says that the autograph is authentic. The authentication certificate even has the bold signature of an authenticator, an autograph expert who stands behind his declaration. It must be real, right?
The answer is no.
Even though you have an authentication certificate, don’t get too confident that your Ted Williams signature was actually signed by the baseball great himself. As you will see in this book, authenticators are not trained experts. Rather, they are more than likely avid collectors of autographs who, just by virtue of collecting autographs, are now passing judgment on the veracity of autographs owned by others. In that sense, you are paying for their on-the-job training. Why? Because there is no collegiate discipline in which an autograph authenticator can truly become trained to recognize a real from a fake autograph.
I know. The person selling the autographed item even has a photo of the celebrity signing the item. But that doesn’t always prove that it’s real either. Not to an authenticator, at least. I have taken photos of some of the most famous celebrities in the world signing photos or other objects. Some of these photos even have me in them. Yet despite having this photographic evidence, authenticators have been unable to declare these as authentic autographs. The reason? The autographs don’t look exactly like other, more formally done, signatures. Even though they may think the autographs are real, the authenticators only want ones on the market that all look the same. As more than one authenticator has said to me, It’s not whether the autograph is real or not, only that it’s authenticated.
And how long does it take to authenticate a signature? Less than a minute? Only seconds? Did they look at them at all? In this book you’ll discover a variety of answers to those questions, not all of them satisfying. Plus, an authenticator might have in mind the interest of the company that sells the autograph rather than that of the customer. After all, if most of the autographs being sold were found to be frauds by authenticators, then what would happen to the autograph business?
These questions and more led me to give up autograph collecting after amassing a personal collection of almost 18,000 autographs. Think about it: I had autographs from celebrities in every walk of life, sports to Hollywood, rock and roll to book writing, politicians to famous criminals. Thousands of them. I gave them all up because I could not be sure that the autographs I purchased were authentic. And worse, I could not be sure that the autographs I obtained in person would be authenticated.
This book may cause you a lot of grief, especially if you have a prized autograph collection and have never questioned its authenticity. But by reading this book you will come to understand the meaning of authentic and authentication. It may cause a little tension in your gut or a lump in your throat as you wonder about the validity of that baseball signed by Joe DiMaggio that sits on your mantel. Is it real? Is it fake? The bottom line is, you may never know. That is the problem with the autograph industry.
Many people have asked me why I collected autographs. I tell them that these signatures connect me with history. By having an autograph of George Washington or George Bush I connect with a major figure in history. Their historical signature becomes part of my world. That is only true if the autograph is authentic, of course. If it is not, then the historic figure was not there. It is just that