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Help Wanted Human: Paid holiday
Help Wanted Human: Paid holiday
Help Wanted Human: Paid holiday
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Help Wanted Human: Paid holiday

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Steve's back with more exciting alien interpreter expose's. This time, the interpreters go on strike to protest Smash messing with the space-time continuum, The ambassadors give the interpreters an opportunity to test their skills when the embassy invites all their Washington contacts to a Christmas party at which Steve confronts his Chricktou nemesis, Awktrick. The interpreters go home for Christmas, Steve tries to get laid, and learns that you can go home again, but home just might want you to leave. Plus! More of Smash's illusionary life lessons. Happy Holidays!
LanguageEnglish
Release dateApr 1, 2012
ISBN9781611602401
Help Wanted Human: Paid holiday

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