ANTidote
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ANTidote is an intergalactically-anonymous novel of disaffected silliness. Neil is the grandson of Melinda Hill who had befriended extraterrestrials from a small circumbinary planet known as Morys Minor. Having obtained financial backing for his RECONNECT project, Neil navigates his way through the challenges of trying to reestablish contact with his late grandmother's alien friends. Before too long, he receives a visit from one of them. Unfortunately, yukawa3 has alarming news for everyone on Earth. A species that has evolved from ants is surreptitiously invading the planet and is bent on overthrowing humankind. Based on all the best books you can think of and written with all the clarity of a grungy and neglected fish tank, ANTidote explores themes of staggering inanity. This book is the sequel to the worst-selling novel, Through The Wormhole Literally, which was published in 2015.
David Winship
David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order. His blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. He is currently working on a series of short stories about two extraterrestrials who find the Voyager 1 space probe floating around in outer space. His next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jewelled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, we will have to make do with these tales about wacky space aliens.
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