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    Women Are Mad
    Women Are Mad
    Women Are Mad
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    Women Are Mad

    By Cameron Davies

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    Devil – Heaven is a lady who knows her own mind. Hell is a woman who changes it. But ducks, where do agnostics go, after it all? Do they meet a lady with no opinion? Does such a thing exist? Agnostics are fence-sitters of the soul. No, they can’t say ay, and they can’t say nay. Believers - either way – deal their cards on the table. Commitment. Insert, to the hilt. Twist twice. Agnostics, hmmm. They’re so wishy washy. They want others to cut the deck for them. They won’t even place a bet. Give me an Atheist who’s wrong, dead wrong, but, at least has a firm handshake. Who wants to shake hands with a wet fish?

    All proceeds of the sale of this book go to Beyond Blue to help those suffering depression and mental illness.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherScarlet Harlot Publishing
    Release dateMay 25, 2016
    ISBN9781311976536
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      Book preview

      Women Are Mad - Cameron Davies

      Women are Mad

      A True Story

      By Cameron Davies

      Published by amarindajones.com at Smashwords

      Copyright 2016 Cameron Davies

      Smashwords Edition

      The Characters

      Rod

      Fran – Rod’s wife

      The Devil – a middle aged female defence lawyer

      Three Sirens

      Delilah – Rod’s next door neighbour

      The Judge – a middle aged woman.

      Lucretia – a Prosecutor

      A Dentist

      A Shopkeeper

      A Babysitter

      A Sunday school teacher

      A Citizen

      Two Policewomen

      Onlookers

      The Scene: Somewhere

      Scene 1

      Enter Rod, wearing only his underpants. He staggers about stage, confusedly.

      Enter three Sirens.

      1st Siren – Rod!

      2nd Siren – Rod!

      3rd Siren – Rod!

      1st Siren – Where have you been?

      2nd Siren – What have you been doing?

      3rd Siren – What have you been up to?

      All – Rod!

      Rod – You must be mistaken. I’m not Rod.

      1st Siren – (laughingly) You’re not Rod!

      2nd Siren – (laughingly) You’re not Rod!

      3rd Siren – (laughingly) Of course you’re Rod!

      Rod – I’m not Rod

      All – You’re Rod alright.

      (They lead him to a table and sit

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