Tim might expect to see corpses, working graveyard in the morgue, but never expected one that could talk...   Cast List Timothy Grant - Jasper Loovis Bedelia Crane - Emmatrice Devan Gordy - George Dunn Darcy - Megan Lane Halston - Gene Thorkildsen Sophia - Julie Hoverson Mr. Summerfield - Bryan Hendrickson Male Body - Reynaud LeBoeuf Security Guard - Sky Iolta Music:  Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Recorded with the assistance of Ryan Hirst of Neohoodoo Studio Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Design:  Brett Coulstock "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a morgue - can't you tell?"   ********************************************************* DRAWER 23 Cast: Olivia, host Timothy Grant (M20s), temp. night shift at morgue Sophia (F30s), who Tim is replacing Gordy (M20s), the go-to guy Darcy (F20s), med student Halston (M40s), swing shift attendant Bedelia Crane (F40-ish), ghost, southern belle from the 1920s MALE BODY - Bedelia, but with a man's voice Summerfield (M50s), tough boss Security guard (any) OLIVIA     Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a morgue, can't you tell? MUSIC   SCENE 1.    MORGUE, NIGHT SOUND    WHOOSH OF HYDRAULIC DOORS OPENING SOPHIA    And THIS-- TIM    --Got it.  I watch CSI. SOPHIA    On this shift, you won't usually have to deal with the - well, everyday ins and outs, but there are times when somebody has to get in here right away, so you need to know the check-in procedures. TIM    Oh, sure.  SOPHIA    Is this your first time dealing with cadavers? TIM    Mm, yeah, but I-- SOPHIA    Try not to faint when you smell them.  The cold helps, but I have some mentholatum if you need it-- TIM    Oh, yeah, I saw Silence of the Lambs. SOPHIA    [sigh, then muttered]  And you plan to be a doctor...? TIM    Hmm? SOPHIA    If you, or anyone else, does faint, and sustains any appreciable injury, you must fill out a form 5-C-H dash 2-1-7 dash 62. TIM    There's a form for it? SOPHIA    There's insurance for it.  Did you ever see Quincy? TIM    Quincy Jones? SOPHIA    [Sigh] A television show.  In the opening credits - never mind.  SOUND    DOOR OPENS SOPHIA    There are 30 drawers.  You always fill the top row first, followed by the next down, and the floor level ones last of all. TIM    30?  I never thought that Cumberland Pass would-- SOPHIA    We really don't.  I've only seen all the drawers filled once - after that really bad fire.  Well, all the drawers but one. TIM    [waits, then] One? SOPHIA    [sighs, somewhat embarrassed]  This one.  Twenty-three.  It's... tsk... It's supposed to be haunted. TIM    I guess it's the right place for a-- SOPHIA    I don't really believe it, but everybody else does.  No one will put a body in that drawer.  And me, I figure - why take a chance? TIM    I-- I'm not getting it.  So there's a ghost and you don't want to put a body in the drawer why...?  Because it'll get scared? SOPHIA    For 12 years, I have not seen anything to be scared of.  I haven't heard anything but stories.  TIM    [eager] Tell me! SOPHIA    Timothy, most people find working third shift hard enough without having ghost stories to freak out over.  Just do the three months and when I get back, I promise you I will tell you everything I know. TIM    What if you decide not to come back? SOPHIA    Oh, please!  Once this munchkin arrives, I'll be desperate to get back to my wonderful peaceful nights here.  Dale swears up and down she's ready to lose sleep for the both of us. TIM    Kids take a lot of time. SOPHIA    [teasing] Don't get your hopes up - they take a lot of cash too, and I'm not about to give up my health benefits. MUSIC   SCENE 2.    CAFETERIA GORDY    [coming on]  Hey pal!  I heard you got graveyard shift in the land of the dead! TIM    Yeah, Sophia's been showing me the ropes.  Seems easy.  Clean this, lock that, don't take pictures of dead celebrities, make sure no one gets in without proper authorization. GORDY    Did she tell