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Monster School
Monster School
Monster School
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"Beware! You are entering The City of Monsters.
All tourists will be eaten. Have a nice day!’
‘A wild, wise-cracking ride.’ – Ian Irvine
‘Fast, funny and FREAKY!’ – DC Green
PT, the Swamp Boy, is terrified. During his first class at Monster School, mafia
goblins threaten to murder him. He is saved ... by the meanest monsters in
school –
• A vampire with attitude!
• A socially-challenged zombie!
• A giant spider called Bruce!
Now PT is really sweating. If the Dead Gang learns his secret, he’ll spin on a kebab stick before recess. Imagine what will happen if the dragon finds out!"

LanguageEnglish
Release dateSep 22, 2013
ISBN9781925000290
Monster School
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DC Green

DC Green has had seven children’s books published, including the Erasmus James series: a frightfully funny fantasy trilogy for 7-107 year olds (and brilliant chimpanzees). The Erasmus books star a cunning boy genius named Erasmus (surprise, surprise), a talking horse with a flatulence problem, bus-sized mutant chooks and the threat of intergalactic war. DC Green has also written a gross horror-superhero-comedy, Stinky Squad, and a funny picture book, Three Little Surfer Pigs. And there are always more books coming soon!! DC is also an award-winning fiction and non-fiction writer who has written over 2,000 articles for 50 plus magazines and newspapers around the world, an adult graphic novel (Lash Clone Returns to Vortex) and contributed to a dozen anthologies. He lives on the NSW South Coast with one slightly crazy daughter and three very crazy cats. He continues to surf with high zeal and low skill. DC's books can be bought at the best Australian book-stores and at www.barrelbooks.com

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