The Wisdom of Oscar Wilde

By Philosophical Library

A comprehensive selection of his quips, aphorisms, and wit

One of the most well known personalities of his day, Oscar Wilde charmed and beguiled readers and audiences with his eloquent and biting observations, his smart quips, and the witticisms peppering his own speech and the speech of his characters. The Wisdom of Oscar Wilde collects both his best-loved quotes and longer excerpts, revealing a man wise to human nature and his times, and never shy with his searing comments on men, women, art, behavior, children, politics, youth, and a range of other topics. Drawing from his plays, articles, reviews, speeches, letters, and other works, this definitive volume is an entertaining immersion into the world of this charming genius.

 

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Philosophical Library Open Road
• Release date: Sep 7, 2010
• ISBN: 9781453201961

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The Wisdom of

OSCAR WILDE

Philosophical Library

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FOREWORD

Part I of this volume comprises epigrammatic quotations taken primarily from Oscar Wilde’s major works, The Picture of Dorian Gray, the three plays, A Woman of No Importance, Lady Windermere’s Fan, and The Importance of Being Earnest, as well as well as from Wilde’s essays, reviews, and lectures. These quotations present Wilde in the guise of wit and epigrammatist.

Part II presents extended excerpts from plays, novels, and other writings. A few, including The Ballad of Reading Gaol, "The Selfish Giant, and The American Invasion," are given in their entirety. They are arranged in chronological order, as published. These excerpts are a sampling of the breadth and depth of Wilde’s literary works.

Biographical Note

"The foremost wit of his age," Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde, being the second son of William Wilde, was born on October 16th, 1854, at 21 Westland Row, Dublin.

On leaving Portora Royal School at Enniskillen, he went in 1873 to Trinity College, Dublin, with a scholarship.

In the following year he won the Berkeley Gold Medal for Greek. Later that year he gained a scholarship to Magdalen College, Oxford. Here he gained a First Class in Classical Moderations and a First Class in Literae Humaniores.

On Leaving Oxford he came to London and lived in the Adelphi, where in 1881 he published his first book of poems.

Three years later he married Constance Mary Lloyd, and removed to 16 Tite Street, Chelsea, where he lived until his conviction in 1895.

On his release he went to live in France at Berneval-sur-Mer; later, in February 1898, he moved to Paris, and to Rome in 1900 where the Pope blessed him seven times.

His health was now rapidly deteriorating and on his return to Paris he was baptized into the Catholic Church on November 29th.

Next day, in the presence of his loyal friend Robert Ross, he died—The Miser of sound and syllable, no less than Midas of his coinage.

Oscar Wilde was buried on December 3rd, 1900, in the little cemetery of Bagneux, but in July, 1909, he was interred at Père Lachaise.

"He hath outsoared the shadow of our night;

Envy and calumny and hate and pain,

And that unrest which men miscall delight

Can touch him not and torture not again."

CONTENTS

Part I The Quotations

Women

Men

Art

Literature

Behavior

Character

Children

Love and Marriage

Other People

Personal Viewpoint

Politics

Reflections

America

Modern Times

Part II Excerpts

Poems (1880s)

Mr. Whistler’s Ten O’Clock (1885)

The Relation of Dress to Art (1885)

The American Invasion (1887)

A Cheap Edition of a Great Man (1887)

An Appreciation of Dostoevski (1887)

The Selfish Giant (1888)

An Appreciation of the Young W. B. Yeats (1889)

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890, 1891)

Letter on Dorian Gray (1890)

The Critic as Artist (1891)

A Woman of No Importance (1893)

The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)

The Ballad of Reading Gaol (1898)

De Profundis (1905)

Part I

THE QUOTATIONS

WOMEN

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

A Woman of No Importance

Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a woman’s bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.

A Woman of No Importance

If a woman really repents, she has to go to a bad dressmaker, otherwise no one believes in her.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.

The Importance of Being Earnest

All men are married women’s property. That is the only true definition of what married women’s property really is....

A Woman of No Importance

My husband is a sort of promissory note. I am tired of meeting him.

A Woman of No Importance

Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man’s last romance.

A Woman of No Importance

The Ideal Man! Oh, the Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.

A Woman of No Importance

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

A Woman of No Importance

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

A Woman of No Importance

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that, would tell one anything.

A Woman of No Importance

Lord Illingworth: What do you call a bad man?

Mrs. Allonby: The sort of man who admires innocence.

Lord Illingworth: And a bad woman?

Mrs. Allonby: Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

A Woman of No Importance

Lord Illingworth: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.

Mrs Allonby: It ends with Revelations.

A Woman of No Importance

Young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.

A Woman of No Importance

Mrs. Allonby: Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!

Lord Illingworth: Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other people’s husbands!

A Woman of No Importance

Talk to every woman as if you loved her; and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of the first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect tact.

A Woman of No Importance

If you want to know what a woman really means—which, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to do—look at her, don’t listen to her.

A Woman of No Importance

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over matter.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Similarly in A Woman of No Importance

Women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

A Woman of No Importance

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Similarly in A Woman of No Importance

Lord Darlington: It’s a curious thing, Duchess, about the game of marriage—a game, by the way, that is going out of fashion—the wives have all the honours, and invariably lose the odd trick.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

And don’t make scenes, men hate them!

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Lord Augustus: By Jove! you should have heard what [Arabella] said about Mrs. Erlynne. She didn’t leave a rag on her … I told her that didn’t matter much, as the lady in question has an extremely fine figure.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognise them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Lady Plymdale: Who is that well-dressed woman talking to Windermere?

Dumby: Haven’t got the slightest idea! Looks like an édition de luxe of a wicked French novel, meant specially for the English market.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

With a proper background women can do anything.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

We women, as some one says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

There is no pleasure in taking in a husband who never sees anything.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

What are called good women may have terrible things in them, mad moods of recklessness, jealousy, sin.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Women … inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Women never know when the curtain has fallen. They always want a sixth act, and as soon as the interest of the play is entirely over they propose to continue it.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

The plain women are very useful. If you want to gain a reputation for respectability, you have merely to take them down to supper.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

As long as [a woman] can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

She was a curious woman, whose dresses always looked as if they had been designed in a rage and put on in a tempest.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

If a woman can’t make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime

The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime

She tried to found a salon, and only succeeded in opening a restaurant.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

For the British cook is a foolish woman who should be turned for her iniquities into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

Dinners and Dishes

Marriage is the one subject on which women agree and all men disagree.

A Handbook to Marriage

Our author, however, is clearly of the same opinion as the Scotch lassie who, on her father warning her what a solemn thing it was to get married, answered, I ken that, father, but it’s a great deal solemner to be single.

A Handbook to Marriage

Beauty, as some one finely said, is the purgation of all superfluities.

More Radical Ideas Upon Dress Reform

Miss Prism: Memory, my dear Cecily, is the diary that we all carry about with us.

The Importance of Being Earnest

Gwendolen: How absurd to talk of the equality of the sexes! Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us.

The Importance of Being Earnest

Lady Bracknell: No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating …

The Importance of Being Earnest

Lord Augustus: I prefer women with a past. They’re always so demmed amusing to talk to.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Cecil Graham: Why, I have met hundreds of good women. I never seem to meet any but good women. The world is perfectly packed with good women. To know them is a middle-class education.

Lady Windermere’s Fan

Always! That is a dreadful word. ... Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

As for conversation, there are only five women in London worth talking to, and two of these can’t be admitted into decent society.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Women defend themselves