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    The Pants of Lesser Responsibility
    The Pants of Lesser Responsibility
    The Pants of Lesser Responsibility
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    The Pants of Lesser Responsibility

    By Jeremy Michelson

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    The Slacker God exists. And Eric must find him. Only the Slacker God can free him from the tyranny of working for a living. But nothing could prepare Eric for what awaits. Or for the price he must pay. ––A tale of terror for entitled youth. Or a dark comedy for anyone with a job.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Michelson
    Release dateMay 8, 2016
    ISBN9781311318824
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