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Everyone knows Cap'n Slappy as a legendary pirate, pillaging and plundering and delivering savage beatings with his fists and forehead. But he also has a more artistic side, and in "Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry," he offers his poetic output with the same finesse his blunderbuss offers its explosive output - sort of all over and with awesome effect.
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