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    All An Author Needs
    All An Author Needs
    All An Author Needs
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    All An Author Needs

    By WTF Man

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    Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he can convince the hitman who has been sent to kill him to give him a few more minutes to finish off his latest masterpiece, Brooding Folly. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor is the one thing that can win over the cold-blooded assassin.

    Approximately 3,700 words.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWTF Productions
    Release dateApr 2, 2016
    ISBN9781624545320
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      All An Author Needs - WTF Man

      All An Author Needs by WTF ManGun

      All An Author Needs

      WTF Man

      Also by WTF Man

      All An Author Needs

      Is It Really So Bad? (English, Spanish)

      The Crappiest Author

      © 2014 WTF Man. All rights reserved, dude.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author. Seriously!

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, incidents and any other gnarly details are figments of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

      E-book layout, formatting and design by who else? WTF Man!

      Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © James Steidl (Typewriter, #13482211), Adrian Nuñez Gonzalez (Gun, #26185957), David Schrader (Background, #16695793) and Jon Larter (Burglar, #39438295).

      First Edition (v1.1)

      Published on July 29, 2014

      Last updated on February 25, 2021

      ISBN-13: 9781624545320

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Also by WTF Man

      Copyright

      Opening Quote

      All An Author Needs

      Final Word

      Product Description

      About the Author

      Ad 1: The Crappiest Author

      Ad 2: Is It Really So Bad?

      Thanks, Dude!

      True motivation comes

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