The Dangers of Dog Walking
By John Sazaklis and Lee Robinson
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John Sazaklis
John Sazaklis spent part of life working in a family coffee shop, the House of Donuts. The other part, he spent drawing and writing stories. He has illustrated Spider-Man books and written Batman books for HarperCollins. He has also created toys used in MAD Magazine.
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The Dangers of Dog Walking - John Sazaklis
Hey, what’s up? My name is
BILLY BURGER.
Nice to meet you! If you’re reading this, you have good taste in books. Now that I know something about you, how about I tell you something about me?
I live with my family in a medium-sized house, in a little town called Hicksville, in the big state of New York. Our medium-sized house got much smaller the same time my family got a little bigger—when my baby sister, Ruby, was born. She’s kind of cute… if you like stinky, smelly, noisemakers!
My parents both work at the Hicksville Police Department. Pretty cool, huh? Dad is a detective. Mom is a criminal psychologist. Together, they solve mysteries and catch troublemakers. Now that I think about it, that isn’t much different than taking care of me!
But I wouldn’t call myself a troublemaker, exactly. I prefer the term adventurer. I’m always looking for interesting things to do or discover because I get bored easily. I think it’s because I have an overactive imagination.
(Want to know what’s more overactive than my imagination? My appetite! I love to eat, and sometimes I think about that more than anything else. Seriously. I’ll try anything… twice!)
I usually don’t go on adventures alone. My partner in crime is also my best friend, Teddy. He lives a few houses down from me on the same block. I’m always trying to think of fun things for us to do together!
When I get an idea it is usually awesomely epic. Unfortunately, my ideas don’t always go as planned, and that’s when I get in trouble.
But I’m working on that.
I’m working on being a better person, a better student, a better everything. Just like my grandpa, William Burger—the Hero of Hicksville. He’s sort of a legend in our town. He did good deeds and inspired others to do the same.
And like Grandpa, I’m going to do just that.
I’m going to become
Billy Burger: Model Citizen!
1
Out of This World
Last one there is a rotten dinosaur egg!
Teddy cries.
He sprints off the bus and runs into the school.
Oh, man!
I shout and race after him.
Teddy runs everywhere. Meanwhile, running is one of my least favorite things to do. I think it should be saved for real emergencies, like being chased by a pack of zombies or real dinosaurs.
But I also don’t like losing, so I sprint as fast as I can to catch up.
When Teddy reaches the front entrance, he leans on the door and looks at his watch.
When I reach the door, I’m winded and trying to catch my breath.
Hey, Billy,
Teddy says. What took you so long? Did you stop to feed the birds along the way?
Ha-ha,
I say. "Not all of us had gazelle food for breakfast."
Teddy scrunches his nose. What’s that smell?
he asks. "Oh, right, it’s a ROTTEN dinosaur egg!"
He points at me and laughs.
You’re lucky you’re my best friend,
I tell him. Because if I were a dinosaur, I’d chew you up and spit out your bones.
Well, that’s a rotten thing to do,
Teddy says with a smile.
What did you expect?
I reply. "I hatched from