Postcards from Seattle, Volume I

By D.r. Pat

Do you—yes, YOU—think you know the Truth about Seattle?

You’d better guess again, kid!

Whether you’re a tourist, a member of an invading army or a reptilian alien from another dimension, Postcards from Seattle is both the best and only guide you should carry on your travels.

In this first, extensively illustrated and lavishly referenced volume, you—yes, YOU; are you not paying attention?—will learn the Truth, the Whole Truth and nothing but the Whole Truth about Real Seattle Facts.

Get on your checkered checking caps, fact-checkers and hold on to your posteriors. School’s in session, and Professor D.r. Pat is your head boy.

• Language: English
• Publisher: D.r. Pat
• Release date: Jan 14, 2016
• ISBN: 9781311919748

D.r. Pat

Professor D.r. Pat was born somewhere during the postage age on Earth. After a varied career running an airline, teaching Math and Science and doing janitorial work, he embarked on a new adventure as an Agent of Truth. It’s out there, go find it.

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Postcards from Seattle

Volume 1

By Professor D.r. Pat

© 2015 by the author, all rights reserved.

This book is not intended as a substitute for the medical advice of physicians. The reader should regularly consult a physician in matters relating to his/her health and particularly with respect to any symptoms that may require diagnosis or medical attention.

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Contents

Introduction

How to locate Seattle

Seattle, the city by the Sound

Ice land

Cold, dark waters

Human inhabitation

Denny’s par-tay!

Steam punks

LittleBigCity

Tallest damn building in Seattle

Sermon on the Mount

Two scoops, it’s the law

Setting sails

Two more hot scoops

Big business

Got 737 problems, but this ain’t one

A man, a plan,