Educating Goldilocks Remastered

By Gars Méchant

When Rob left his home town with his girlfriend to support her through college, he didn't know she would leave him on a whim for some guy she had just met on the light-rail. Now, stuck across the state from his family and friends in a condo he bought for the two of them, he's decided to spend his spare time gardening while wondering what went wrong.

But Amber, his neighbour girl, has other ideas. About to graduate from the local Junior College, she feels her education has been...inadequate. She and her two friends, Lisa and Maricella, want to learn more, and they think Rob is going to be the ideal teacher to finish their sexual education!

Newly rewritten with a chapter of all new material, "Educating Goldilocks" is an adults only erotic novel of sexual awakenings, and the first novel in the Goldilocks Universe, which also includes the books "Extra Credit", "Oops!" and "Tired".

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gars Méchant
• Release date: Nov 18, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310030390

Gars Méchant

Gars Méchant is an erotic story author that has been publishing stories for about 15 years for free online, following a period of roughly 10 years of writing junk that he wouldn't even publish for free on Usenet anonymously. Now that he is mostly done with exclusively publishing erotic short stories for free, he published his first four books toward the end of 2015: "Educating Goldilocks", "Extra Credit", "Waking Sleeping Beauty: A Novelette", and "Tired", the first of his "Vegas Cameltoe Brigade" novels. He published the short story "Oops!" at the beginning of 2016. In September of 2016, he published the first volume of "Raven & June" in five short books, and the first two novels of his "They Said..." series, "They Said: The Dare," and "They Said: The Missing File." Each of the books of this series has two stories covering the same events told from the perspective of two different participants. Other books in progress in this series are "They Said: Way Off Broadway," "They Said: The App," and "They Said: Executive Masquerade." Another work in progress connected to "They Said: Way Off Broadway" but not part of the "They Said..." series, is "Football Widows," the story of two women who let their husbands watch football at home while they go out for lunch, and a special dessert with other men! After those books, Mr. Méchant expects to start work on a new book about the reorganization of a couple of marriages in a novel tentatively titled "Seams", the second in his "Vegas Cameltoe Brigade" novels tentatively titled "On The Rocks," possibly the next book in the "Goldilocks" series, and finally a new trilogy of erotic horror novels that is currently untitled. He reserves the right to do these in any order, or to add in other works not listed here. ;) He frequently updates his website blog with information about his progress writing and publishing his books, and is likely to friend you on Facebook if you request it. He is often thought of as being an extremely nice guy, whom you would never, and I mean never, expect to write this kind of erotic fiction. He is a firm believer (and good example) of the saying "It;s always the ones you don't expect."

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Educating Goldilocks

Remastered

By Gars Méchant

Copyright 2015-2016 by Gars Méchant, all rights reserved.

Published at Smashwords by Gars Méchant

Cover design by Gars Méchant, Copyright 2016, all rights reserved.

Cover Photo © Canstockphoto/Mark2121

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any place or person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

This novel is intended for a mature audience only, and includes explicit descriptions of consensual sexual situations between adults. All participants are over the age of 18. If you are under the age of consent, find such descriptions disturbing, or are not in a jurisdiction that permits the reading of such descriptions, please do not continue reading this book.

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Table of Contents

Copyrights and Cover Credits

Foreword

Chapter 1: Meeting Goldilocks

Chapter 2: School Work

Chapter 3: Getting Personal

Chapter 4: Strumming Her Banjo

Chapter 5: Getting Classy

Chapter 6: Dinner Time

Chapter 7: Game Night

Chapter 8: First Lesson

Chapter 9: First Lab

Chapter 10: Tutoring

Chapter 11: Eating Sexy

Chapter 12: Lathering Up

Chapter 13: Slurping Time

Chapter 14: It’s Better To…Receive?

Chapter 15: Finals Night

Chapter 16: A Sexy Dinner

Chapter 17: Pump And Circumstance

Chapter 18: Extra Credit

This Is Not The End!

Sample Chapter of Extra Credit

Other Books By Gars Méchant

About The Author

Foreword

I first started writing the book Educating Goldilocks almost twenty years ago. When I started it, it was a collection of short stories that I intended to publish online at a website now gone. It was to be my biggest achievement, my magnum opus. When I was done, it was perfect in all ways; the best porn that I or anyone could write.

In my one moment of wisdom, I actually filed it away with the intention of publishing it some time later, after people had discovered me through the other stories I was writing and publishing online.

That was exactly what I did. I published several other stories, and started to build up my reputation. When I finally felt the world, aka: that little part of the internet that had heard of me, was ready for my magnum opus, I opened it up to take a look at it before publishing it for everyone to read.

God, it was a mess.

I was shocked to find that it wasn’t anything like I remembered it. There were huge sections where Rob lectured the girls about all aspects of sex, when he could be showing them instead. Much of the dialog was clunky, trite, and sometimes—gasp!—boring.

I could have abandoned those stories. I had with others. But instead, I decided to spend time polishing them. It took three months of working on them part-time to fix everything, but I managed to do a pretty good job of it. When I was done, the original stories were only a bit over half of their former length.

I published one story at a time, as they were finished, to some recognition online. I published several more stories online, but life got in the way of writing, and I stopped for about a decade.

In that decade, the ebook reader was introduced, and then Amazon presented the world with the Kindle. I was taking college courses at the time, and one of my teachers remarked that he thought that the ebook reader was the way of the future, because nobody can see you buying or reading smut. It was immediately clear to me that he was correct, and after E.L.James went on to prove him extremely right, I decided to try to take my old material and make an ebook of it.

I figured I would create an anthology of my work, and publish it on Amazon. I opened up my word processor, and pasted in all of my old stories, and found myself disappointed that all together they were about 50- pages. Wanting to give my readers their money’s worth, I determined I would add in some stories I had been thinking about, but hadn’t written, and polish my old material.

I worked on that for a couple of months before stumbling across a book about ebook self publishing, and I read it. No, I devoured it.

The first thing I discovered was the existence of publishers other than Amazon, including the aggregator Smashwords. They’ve helped me immensely in getting my works published on sites besides Amazon.

One of the other pieces of information given almost as an aside in the book was the dimensions of a trade paperback book, as well as the font size and spacing. Realizing at that moment that I had not changed the default settings in my word processor, I took that information and reformatted the entire document.

About a half-hour later, my poor, old, overworked computer finished the job of reformatting all of my stories, and I discovered that I had written nearly 500 pages, 300 pages more than my minimum goal, and I didn’t feel like I was finished working on it yet.

My big mistake, which is pretty much the obvious one, was in thinking in pages. Writers count the length of their stories in words, not pages. Pages are too variable to have any meaning to a writer.

I had to make a decision at that point: Finish this enormous anthology, or do something else. I chose something else. I decided to compile my original Goldilocks stories into a book called Educating Goldilocks, and take the new Goldilocks stories and publish them in a book I titled Extra Credit. Other stories I would publish as they seemed to fit together. I also thought that I needed to be fair in the pricing. The original Goldilocks stories had been free, and it seemed unfair to suddenly charge for an edited version of them, so I decided to make Educating Goldilocks a free title.

In some way, it worked. Educating Goldilocks has been downloaded thousands of times from many different sites. And I suspect that if I hadn’t published this title for free, I wouldn’t have sold any other books. It works as an introduction to my other stories.

A year after publishing my first four books, I decided to give Educating Goldilocks a look over, and see if it needed more polishing. Of course I came to the conclusion that it does. And that is what you are holding here, the latest rewrite of my classic story of boy-meets-girls.

I hope you enjoy it, and I would truly appreciate it if you would write a review of this, and any other book, either way. Reviews are how people discover authors, and you do all of your favorite authors a favor by writing reviews of their works.

This is just the first book of the Goldilocks Series. The adventures of Rob, Amber, Lisa, and Maricela continue in Extra Credit, available through Smashwords, and at other major ebook etailers. For more information on currently available titles, you can visit my Author Page at Smashwords, and for information on my progress on upcoming titles, including more adventures of Amber and her friends, check out my blog at www.GarsMechant.com..

Chapter 1

Meeting Goldilocks

Our last fight was probably more remarkable for how quiet it was; certainly others had been louder. My girlfriend, Linda had just announced that she was leaving me, and wasn't being nice about it. She made no attempts to let me down easily. There was no it's not you, it's me, crap; just, Ya know, it shouldn't come as a surprise. There were signs.

It shouldn't? I asked, agog. What signs? Last week, you said to me 'I love you, and I can't see myself with anyone else!'

That was last week, she said as a way of explanation.

Last week, and pretty much every week for the last seven years! I protested.

Well, this week I met Henri on the light rail. He's graduating, and then we're going to France.

So you're giving up on your education?

Nope, just some time off.

When are you leaving for Europe?

In a couple of weeks, she said as she threw her backpack over her shoulder.

Are you staying with him or friends until you go?

Him.

Good. Good. Well, then, I said, thinking for a second. You have everything?

Yep.

I opened the door and waved sarcastically. Later, I said.

I don't know if she looked back as I slammed the door behind her. I didn't look outside. I wasn't interested in knowing if she felt some remorse.

I was angry.

Up until that day, we had been planning to get married that summer. At least, I thought that was the plan. If she was the type to leave me on such short notice, I knew I was better off without her. In theory. Probably. Well, almost certainly. I might be projecting backwards a little.

So, for the first time in my life I was living completely alone. I had no girlfriend, no room-mate, and no family nearby; Nobody to keep me down. Outside of work, I could do what I wanted, when I wanted. Heck, why not make lemonade out of this lemon? I could go out! I could have fun!

I sat down and got ready to call...someone. So we could do...something. You know, stuff. Like...things.

Without Linda holding me back, I could do anything I wanted with anyone I wanted. Too bad I had no idea what that was, or who I would do it with. I finally looked at my address book, and realized something: All of my friends lived half a state away, near my dad. Linda was pretty good at keeping me busy, and I simply didn't have time to make friends near our new home before she left. We'd moved over here for her college, which her parents paid for. Any friends I had in our new town were hers too, and I really didn't want to meet up with them after that humiliating fiasco.

I was beginning to feel something worse than simply the blues after being dumped: I felt trapped. I'd gotten the condo for the two of us. It was supposed to be the place for us to start our lives together. Why had she let me buy the condo if she wasn't serious about getting married? Why had she left me with this mortgage I couldn't get out of? Why had she led me across the state, cut off from my family and friends?

Those were the questions that concerned me for longer than I would like to admit. If I had been paying attention, I would have noticed that I was spending more time inside, in bed, but less time sleeping. I wasn't cooking anymore, just living on cheap microwave food. At work my patrols were taking longer, and things were getting past me.

It got to the point that my supervisor, Chris, pulled me into his office to talk.

Rob, you gotta get things together, he said to me in his office.

What do you mean?

You're not on your game right now. You're missing patrol points. You've lost track of time several times this month and let a patrol pass by. I'm not sure you're even paying attention to the monitors. It looks more like you're staring off into space. You can't do that, it's too important. I know you had it bad for Linda, but you gotta get over her. It's not doing you any good to be like this, and it's not hurting her.

Yeah, I guess, I replied.

I gotta see improvement soon, or I'm going to have to invite you over to my place to enjoy my wife's cooking. That's a threat.

Even the way I was feeling, Chris could make me smile.

Good, he said. Get back to work.

So, after