Dinner with Flexi: A Bite-Sized Cyberpunk Satire

By Jason Werbeloff

Twice an hour. Twenty hours a day. Two hundred and eighty johns a week. Standard working hours for a sex bot.

I don’t want to sound ungrateful. Someone has to keep the human men happy. Since The Drought, there are no women left to satisfy them – the Ministry decided women make good meat. Anyway, I have two years left on my debt repayments to Sexi Corp, and I need the cash.

Then, I’ll be free ... or that’s what The Manual says.

'Dinner with Flexi' is a vicious, bite-sized cyberpunk satire. Served with a generous portion of mammary sauce.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jason Werbeloff
• Release date: Sep 13, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311710871

Jason Werbeloff

Jason Werbeloff is a novelist and philosopher. He loves chocolate and his Labrador, Sunny. He's interested in the nature of social groups, personal identity, freedom, and the nature of the mind. His passion is translating philosophical debate around these topics into works of science fiction, while gorging himself on chocolate. **Amazon author page - http://amazon.com/author/jasonwerbeloff **Newsletter - subscribe to get 'The Solace Pill' free, as well as VIP access to Werbeloff's latest fiction: http://smarturl.it/werbeloff **Facebook and Twitter - follow Werbeloff for release date information on upcoming novels: http://www.facebook.com/solaceseries @JasonWerbeloff **Website - want to read about the philosophy behind the fiction? Take a look at: http://www.jasonwerbeloff.com **Goodreads - http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7340789

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Dinner with Flexi

Jason Werbeloff

Dinner with Flexi

Copyright: Jason Keith Werbeloff

Published: 15 June 2015

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The Cryo Killer

The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost

Dinner with Flexi

Bleed Me Silicone

The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer

The Experience Machine

F**king Through the Apocalypse

The Man with Two Legs

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Contents

Dinner with Flexi

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Dear Reader

Dinner with Flexi

Delishhhisss!

Mammary gland sauce sprays from between John’s gapped front teeth, spattering my silicone skin.

I’ve been in this business a while. Eight years. And I’ve found that almost all human men love their meat basted in mammary sauce. It’s a delicacy, there being hardly any women left to milk, and the few that do remain are generally butchered for food. Keeping a woman alive long enough to milk her requires time, patience and resources that