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    The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
    The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
    The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
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    The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost

    By Jason Werbeloff

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    Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    'The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJason Werbeloff
    Release dateMay 3, 2015
    ISBN9781310468650
    The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
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    Jason Werbeloff

    Jason Werbeloff is a novelist and philosopher. He loves chocolate and his Labrador, Sunny. He's interested in the nature of social groups, personal identity, freedom, and the nature of the mind. His passion is translating philosophical debate around these topics into works of science fiction, while gorging himself on chocolate. **Amazon author page - http://amazon.com/author/jasonwerbeloff **Newsletter - subscribe to get 'The Solace Pill' free, as well as VIP access to Werbeloff's latest fiction: http://smarturl.it/werbeloff **Facebook and Twitter - follow Werbeloff for release date information on upcoming novels: http://www.facebook.com/solaceseries @JasonWerbeloff **Website - want to read about the philosophy behind the fiction? Take a look at: http://www.jasonwerbeloff.com **Goodreads - http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7340789

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      The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost - Jason Werbeloff

      The Photons

      in the Cheese Are Lost

      Jason Werbeloff

      The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost

      Copyright: Jason Keith Werbeloff

      Published: 14 March 2015

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

      Fiction by Jason Werbeloff

      Novels

      The Solace Pill

      Hedon

      Shorts

      Solace Inc

      Your Averaged Joe

      Visiting Grandpa’s Brain

      Falling for Q46F

      The Cryo Killer

      The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost

      Dinner with Flexi

      Bleed Me Silicone

      The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer

      The Experience Machine

      Other fiction by Jason Werbeloff

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