Tales of Awesomeness

By Daniel P. Bear

An uncle with teeth for toes and toes for teeth? A kid stuck in detention on the last day of school? A moose turned monster?! How about a crazy metal-head who needs tickets to his favorite concert? Better yet, why not learn to defend yourself against a turkey assault?

It's all inside Tales of Awesomeness, a short story collection for kids - by a kid!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Slate Run Publishing
• Release date: Jul 2, 2015
• ISBN: 9781513082028

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Tales of Awesomeness

DANIEL P. BEAR

Copyright © 2013 Daniel P. Bear

All rights reserved.

Published by : Slate Run Publishing, LLC.

www.slaterunpub.com

ISBN: 0692274367

ISBN-13:978-0692274367

DEDICATION

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To the people who inspired me to write this:

Mom ,Dad ,Christopher, Uncle Jim , Grandpa, Nana , Papa, Uncle Steve, and everybody else in my family. Also, M&Ms, Airheads, Spongebob Squarepants, Bart Simpson... you get the point.

CONTENTS

Tales of Awesomeness...............................1

UNCLE QUINCY..................................................3

THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN IN THE DETENTION ROOM

I AM TOTALLY NOT THE BOMB..........19

WHEN TURKEYS ATTACK!.....................26

FRANKEN MOOSE.........................................31

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Tales of Awesomeness

By Daniel P. Bear

UNCLE QUINCY

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Meet Quincy – the craziest uncle ever!

I am eighteen years old and my Uncle Quincy is dead, but I’ll never forget what he did for me.

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Uncle Quincy was born with toes for teeth and teeth for toes. He also had a cheetah arm and his other arm was broken. No one could figure out how to fix it. When he was 21, he joined the army and lost a leg