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    The Hand in the Pipe
    The Hand in the Pipe
    The Hand in the Pipe
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    The Hand in the Pipe

    By Harris Proctor

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    What is a building superintendent to do when a tennant complains about a hand reaching up through her toilet? At first he questions her sanity, but the problem doesn't go away. He documents the crisis in a journal. As he writes over his old high school history notes, he outlines his struggle to eliminate this strange threat to his tidy universe. Along the way he learns some things about himself. And plumbing. But mostly himself.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarris Proctor
    Release dateJun 8, 2015
    ISBN9781310091797
    The Hand in the Pipe
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    Harris Proctor

    Harris Proctor is a writer, actor, painter, dancer, dance instructor, dance critic and a dancer. A long-suffering Cubs fan, he has just recently learned to type and now spends time converting his many hand-written journals into something legible. You can read his work here and at finestories.com and booksie.com. Word.

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