Tales from the Kebab Shop

By Ser Weasel, Jr

Sometimes... things cannot be explained. UFOs... are they real? Ghosts... where is the proof? This book will leave you with many unanswered questions, some even the best of us cannot fathom. Maybe that's all part of the enjoyment of it, the not knowing is the best part.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ser Weasel, Jr
• Release date: May 7, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311622068

Ser Weasel, Jr

I am a professional biographer. I have many stories to tell.

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Tales from the Kebab Shop

Chapter One

"Riddle me this,

Riddle me that,

What wears Blue,

And has a Lego Hat?"

You could get a Cornetto outta dat. - Unknown date

Mouse stuck in his own house. - Unknown date

Hes got that look of, Did you just shit in my pants - 7 May 2014

Got a long way to catch up to Olly’s Goats and Joes… got to get on with my work now.. - Unknown date

You filthy little ketchup muncher – 14 May 2014

I’m not getting involved in this stuff no more – 20th May 2014

You can go home and count those Rolos – 23rd May

Go and have a poke about it – 23rd May

You call me a Kebab Swivler – 28th May

You ever walked past a Squirrel and gone, I’ll have a bit of that – 28 May

Don’t worry, I will Mario Kart on the Hump – 2nd June

[Thought it would be darker – Paul] You on about your poo again Paul? – 10th June

Have you ever been Double Battered Paul? – 20th June

If you don’t dream, you don’t live… - 20th June

The Boat’s been leaking [referring to a stain on Joe’s chair] – 7th July

A dragon wraparound [referring to a reacharound from Paul] – 7th July

You can Mazdabate