Horrible Horace and the Slug
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Being left-handed, Reilly decided to turn left (yes, slugs can be left-handed, despite their shortage of appendages). Sliming his way happily along the path, he believed the world was his oyster. Soon, gate and garden were far behind him.
“I had better be careful,” said the adventurous slug, “I don’t want to end up like uncle Myles. He wandered off across the road, and a camper van ran over him. I must be careful, to avoid such a terrible fate.” A mad, whacky story about the time when Horrible Horace found a big, slimy old slug.
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byHarry Potter and the First Time Readers0 ratings0% found this document usefulHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Ch 6-7: It’s always best to have company when you’re dealing with a Boggart...and this podcast, so join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 6-7 of the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk over some theories about what will happen, impressions of the characters, and how whether or not Trelawney is a fraud or the greatest teacher the world has ever seen. Podcast episode
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Ch 6-7: It’s always best to have company when you’re dealing with a Boggart...and this podcast, so join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 6-7 of the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk over some theories about what will happen, impressions of the characters, and how whether or not Trelawney is a fraud or the greatest teacher the world has ever seen.
byHarry Potter and the First Time Readers0 ratings0% found this document usefulWhy Didn’t Snape Figure out Voldemort’s Horcruxes? - Harry Potter Theory: Welcome to Harry Potter Theory. Today we're discussing Severus Snape, Voldemort, and Horcruxes. More specifically- we’re going to be discussing whether or not Snape was aware of the fact that Voldemort had created horcruxes- Voldemort’s key to immortalit... Podcast episode
Why Didn’t Snape Figure out Voldemort’s Horcruxes? - Harry Potter Theory: Welcome to Harry Potter Theory. Today we're discussing Severus Snape, Voldemort, and Horcruxes. More specifically- we’re going to be discussing whether or not Snape was aware of the fact that Voldemort had created horcruxes- Voldemort’s key to immortalit...
byHarry Potter Theory0 ratings0% found this document useful39 – Josh Malerman and a Local Town for Local People 0 ratings0% found this document usefulHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Ch 18-20: Sirius would have died before he betrayed them. And at long last, Harry believed him. Throat too tight to speak, he nodded. And we all tear up and cry as well...so join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 18-20 of the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk over some theories about what will happen, impressions of the characters, and what would be worse: death or Azkaban for a life? Podcast episode
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Ch 18-20: Sirius would have died before he betrayed them. And at long last, Harry believed him. Throat too tight to speak, he nodded. And we all tear up and cry as well...so join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 18-20 of the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk over some theories about what will happen, impressions of the characters, and what would be worse: death or Azkaban for a life?
byHarry Potter and the First Time Readers0 ratings0% found this document usefulHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Ch 14-15: “Can you feel it, though?” Ron asked in a hushed voice, as he held it tight in his clenched fist. “What d’you mean?” Ron passed the Horcrux to Harry. After a moment or two, Harry thought he knew what Ron meant. Was it his own blood pulsing through his veins that he could feel, or was it something beating inside the locket, like a tiny metal heart? Join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 14-15 of Deathly Hallows. They talk over some theories about what will happen, their impressions of the characters, and where they think the sword is hiding. Podcast episode
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Ch 14-15: “Can you feel it, though?” Ron asked in a hushed voice, as he held it tight in his clenched fist. “What d’you mean?” Ron passed the Horcrux to Harry. After a moment or two, Harry thought he knew what Ron meant. Was it his own blood pulsing through his veins that he could feel, or was it something beating inside the locket, like a tiny metal heart? Join Jon, Jenn, Danny, and Kristen as they talk over chapters 14-15 of Deathly Hallows. They talk over some theories about what will happen, their impressions of the characters, and where they think the sword is hiding.
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