The Spider's Lair
By Guy Bass and Pete Williamson
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Guy Bass
Guy Bass is an award-winning author, whose children’s books series include Stitch Head, The Legend of Frog, Dinkin Dings, Atomic! and Secret Santa: Agent of X.M.A.S. Guy has also written plays for both adults and children. Before becoming a full-time writer, he previously worked as a theatre producer, illustrator, temp, gerbil whisperer and has acted his way out of several paper bags.
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The Spider's Lair - Guy Bass
COVER
To Stephanie Thwaites — agent, corner fighter, occasional therapist
~Guy Bass
For Frankiecarlo and Dante, to read in your house by the lake.
~Pete Williamson
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee for thy venom
And thy stony-hearted gaze.
How do I love thee? Let me count thine eyes.
All eight of them, to match your legs
That no one can disguise.
How do I love thee? Let me count thy fangs.
Oh dear! It seems I’m bitten,
You must have hunger pangs.
How do I love thee? Let me end my rhyme,
Your venom’s started working
And I’m running out of time.
How do I love thee? Let me drift away . . .
To dream again of spiders,
’Tis a fitting final day!
Gadsbodkins! Look out!
The carriage rolled quickly through the rain-beaten street, the horse’s breath puffing out in rhythmic clouds as the whip struck its flank. Atop the carriage, an old man cried out as the townsfolk scattered in terror.
Sorry! Beg your pardon! Please, out of the way! My most sincere apologies! Coming through!
he shouted as the carriage plowed through the town.
An old lady cradling a baby leaped out of the way into a deep puddle on the side of the road. Dirty rotten goat! You nearly squished my granddaughter!
she bellowed. She checked on the baby and plucked a soaking doll out of the puddle.
A thousand pardons, madam!
called the old man as the carriage sped out of town.
Shove it up yer nostrils!
cried the old woman, angrily shaking her fist. She shook her head and handed the baby its doll. See, Arabella? That’s the problem with folk these days — they ain’t got no respect. Which is why you should always kick first, ask questions later.
Kick!
squeaked the baby.
Awww, your first word,
cooed the old lady.
The carriage made its way up the hill through the driving rain. The old man peered into the darkness. Ahead loomed a dark, forbidding shape — the castle.
There it is!
the old man cried. We made it!
He jumped down from the carriage and hurried to the castle’s Great Door. He hammered on it with both hands, crying, Erasmus! Erasmus! It is I! Open this door, I beg of you! In fact, I politely insist!
The pause that followed was longer than you would have expected from even the most unwelcoming of castles. Then, at last, a cry rang out from inside.
No visitors!
Please be so kind as to let me in! It is I!
the old man replied.
I?
said the voice.
"Me!"
Me?
"Not you, me!"
"You? You who?"
"Yoo hoo to you, too! Gadsbodkins, it is Edmund! Let me in!" the man insisted.
The silence that followed was finally broken by the voice behind the door. "What do you want?"
I am in desperate need of your help!
cried Edmund. Now, please kindly open this door or by my frozen underwear, I shall be forced to knock again!
Help? I don’t help!
hissed the voice, as if trying to divine the meaning of the word. I’m a mad professor! There’s nothing mad about helping!
What I ask of you is most assuredly mad! Madder than mad! Madder than a dog with ten legs!
insisted the old man. Now I beg you, in the name of all that is good and holy, please open this door!
Another pause followed. The old man continued to stand shivering in the rain. Finally, he heard the CLUNK and KRONG of the Great Door. It swung open. A spindly lizard of a man in a white coat took a single step into the moonlight, wringing his hands madly.
"I actually made a ten-legged dog last week, he said with a sneer.
Now what do you want? Out with it! I am at a crucial point in my mad experiment — you have ten seconds before I close this door in your face. AhaHA!"
I need only five,
replied the old man, disappearing behind his carriage. He re-emerged moments later, stumbling back through the rain, struggling to carry something in both arms. It was wrapped in a blanket and was almost as large as the old man himself.
What do you have there?
demanded Professor Erasmus. The old man held out his arms. It took the professor a moment to realize he was carrying a dead body.
I wish for the impossible,
replied the old man. I wish for you to bring the dead back to life.
The professor’s eyes grew wide. The old man shivered silently in the rain. Finally, a jagged, maniacal grin spread across the professor’s face.
Well, why didn’t you say so before? Come on in . . . AhahaHA! AhaaHAAA!
Stitch Head made his way through the ruined, blackened corridors of Castle Grotteskew. A bitter wind whistled through the windows and snow gently fell through holes in the ceiling. Stitch Head wrapped his tiny, mismatched arms around himself to keep warm.
"Stitch Head . .