Canaanabis Roach (Doctor Who fan fiction)

By Matthew Sawyer

The Doctor appears late in this sordid tale. All the attention is given to the protagonist of Canaanabis Roach. He's special and he's just been given the power of speech. Now he talks about his adventures in past lives, This one happens to include the namesake Time Lord and an impossible girl.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Matthew Sawyer
• Release date: Feb 26, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310971273

Matthew Sawyer

I hate talking about myself. Like everyone, I suppose, I am a bit narcissistic, but not egotistical. My own failure for success is that I just do not think much about myself. That is not to say I spend too much time thinking about others. In truth, I should think more of everyone; and there is a dull guilt attached to that confession. There is something of who I am, I am old enough for regrets.At my age, I am prone to think about immortality And being an atheist, there seems no alternative but science. Even so, I know that science is beyond my lifetime. I have no faith nor hope, nor do I believe in ghosts, elves, unicorns...In that hopeless disbelief, I write so there remains a record of accomplishments in my life. Unrecognized and even scorned, I continue to tell stories so I will be remembered after I am dead. My struggle with grammar and punctuation are evidence of my effort to make my writing decipherable. Because, what success means to me are hieroglyphics upon a Pharaoh's tomb.

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Canaanabis Roach

(Doctor Who fan fiction)

Mr. Binger (aka Matthew Sawyer)

Published by Matthew Sawyer at Smashwords 2015

Canaanabis Roach is a fictional story. Doctor Who and the characters in this story are properties of BBC Doctor Who. I submit this tale as a fan for fans of the BBC Doctor Who television series.

Canaanabis Roach by Matthew Sawyer is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License. Please contact the author for permissions beyond the scope of this license.

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Canaanabis Roach

Mr. Binger

I've got a chamber in my pipe. I'll explain what I mean when I say chamber in a minute. I mean it is really called a chamber, but some of you might not know what I'm talking about. This is my weed pipe, my pipe for smoking weed, marijuana. I am not going to lie about it, you saw me.

You caught me with my dick in my hand. Literally, it looks like a dick – my pipe does. It's blown, opaque purple glass and it has a bulge on the end where you suck out smoke. It looks like the vacuum-sucked head of a circumcised penis, like a doorknob stuck on the end of some guy's pecker. A purple one. That's the chamber. You suck the smoke out of the