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Planet Darsee has a problem! They have run out of fat women. Doomed to a path of extinction they send two men, an erotic dance troupe called the Slide Brothers, to planet Earth with the task of bringing back Big Bouncy Beautiful women.
Following closely behind is Starton, a member of the fascist Fashion Industry,
whose job it is to kill the Slide Brothers before they complete their mission.
And following behind him is Mr Brakkman, the Fashion Industry's professional hitman whose job it is to...
Well you get the idea.
Another manic, slapstick, satirical tale from David Hallamshire containing all the plot twists, hilarity, and big bouncy beautiful women you could wish for.
Following closely behind is Starton, a member of the fascist Fashion Industry,
whose job it is to kill the Slide Brothers before they complete their mission.
And following behind him is Mr Brakkman, the Fashion Industry's professional hitman whose job it is to...
Well you get the idea.
Another manic, slapstick, satirical tale from David Hallamshire containing all the plot twists, hilarity, and big bouncy beautiful women you could wish for.
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