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Filthy Hampshire Limericks
By Stuart Pidd
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Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy.
The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile.
Stokes Bay
A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay
There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say
There was soon a howl of protest
People objected to the vim and zest
Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play
Purbrook
There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook
Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook
So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit
And open up her blouse and display her right tit
Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’
The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile.
Stokes Bay
A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay
There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say
There was soon a howl of protest
People objected to the vim and zest
Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play
Purbrook
There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook
Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook
So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit
And open up her blouse and display her right tit
Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’
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