Fifty Shames Gone Grey: An Earl Grey Novella

By Fanny Merkin

Zillionaire BDSM-crazed tycoon Earl Grey and his wife Anna Steal return in this follow-up companion to Fanny Merkin’s Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey."

Earl Grey’s wife disappears on their fifth wedding anniversary. He quickly becomes the prime suspect, leaving him with no friends except for his twin sister, Goonie. Can movie star Tyler Perry help him find his wife...or is she just gone, girl?

And in the bonus short story “An Earl Grey Christmas,” Anna searches a Seattle warehouse for the perfect holiday gift for her husband. What do you get the man who has everything? A BJ, of course. (That’s basketball jersey, you pervs.)

This deluxe edition of the sequel novella also includes an author Q&A, an essay on the cultural impact of "Fifty Shades of Grey," and a gallery of Earl Grey series artwork.

• Language: English
• Publisher: 8th Circle Press
• Release date: Feb 2, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311516947

Fanny Merkin

Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey." She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym, "Andrew Shaffer," for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim.

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Reviews for Fifty Shames Gone Grey

[LoraShouse · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

This was funny. Really strange and wierd, but funny.