A Kiss from Krampus: An Erotic Christmas Tail

By Red Hanner

It all started with a bad little girl and a pair of embroidery scissors...

Eighty years ago, she snipped off Krampus' beard and used it to cast a spell on him, leaving him powerless to punish bad children. Now almost no one remembers him or the sting of his birch whip.

Two days before Christmas, Moritza stands at her least-favorite grandmother's deathbed, where she learns she's inheriting not only the mean old lady's house, but a small gold charm, which she's warned never to open. Of course, that's the first thing Moritza does, and in the chaos of her grandmother's death, the charm goes missing. Misplaced or stolen by a creepy store Santa who has been lurking around?

When a tall, dark, and furry stranger arrives, Moritza would like to believe it's all a sugarplum-induced hallucination. But she can't pretend she's seeing things when Krampus lays his hands and his impossibly long tongue on her. Krampus insists he's there reclaim his property and mete out some long-overdue punishment. When he discovers that the girl who cursed him is dead, and his charm is missing, he's reduced to begging for Moritza's help.

Down on his knees in her bedroom, there's something both unseemly and irresistible about Krampus. The horns, the tail, the silky black fur smelling of cloves and oranges... and yes, that lewd, lascivious, and very nimble tongue. O Holy Night.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Red Hanner
• Release date: Oct 30, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301312948

Red Hanner

Red Hanner was that girl in your third grade class who on career day raised her hand and said she wanted to grow up to be a stripper or a mortician. Neither of those things have panned out for her yet. She has a long history of writing strange, smutty things for private consumption, but has recently decided to be publicly consumed. For some reason, she's bent on producing a whole series of seasonal smut, starting with A Kiss from Krampus for Christmas and A Date with Cupid for Valentine's Day.

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