Sauced: A Facile Restaurant Short Story

By Jacey Conrad and Gia Corona

Sauced is the next installment in the Facile Restaurant series by Jacey Conrad and Gia Corona. Each story focuses on a different couple.

Tess thought her day had hit rock bottom when she came home to find her best friend riding her boyfriend like a bronco in the skank rodeo. And then she arrived for her shift at Facile to find that she would be waiting tables in the same section as gorgeous, conceited Colt.

Colt, who considered himself God’s gift to the sighted. Colt, who honestly seemed to think that diners came to Facile for him, and not the delicious food. Colt, who seemed to be under the impression that just because the managing partners took special “breaks” to spend private time with ladies who visited Facile, he was allowed to do the same.

Tessa really hated Colt. But the vodka she was sneaking throughout her shift was making him a lot more tolerable. Nothing cleanses the soul of the broken-hearted like a little drunken hate sex with a man who is as pretty as he is unlikely to call.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jeanette Battista
• Release date: Feb 10, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310219870

Jacey Conrad

Jacey Conrad is a sushi-loving, pop culture nerd living in semi-rural Kentucky with her high school sweetheart husband and two impressionable children. She delights in horribly made mutant shark movies and watching Sean Bean die in his various cinematic incarnations.

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SAUCED

A Facile Restaurant Short Story

Jacey Conrad and Gia Corona

Copyright © 2015 Jacey Conrad & Gia Corona

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Sauced

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Sauced: A Facile Restaurant Short Story

Tessa was so ready for this shift to be over she couldn’t stand it. It would mean that her shitty day would be officially over and she could drink herself into a memory-erasing stupor. At least then she might be able to get the image of her best friend, Amy, riding Tessa’s boyfriend like a hobby horse in Tessa’s own bed out of her brain for a little while. Her boyfriend—now ex-boyfriend, she supposed--Peter had tried to scramble up when he saw Tessa standing shocked in the doorway, but hadn’t been able to dislodge Amy, whose thighs Tessa was pretty sure could crack walnuts.

Amy had flung her blond hair back, finally noticing Tessa. She had the sense to look embarrassed, which was something. She stopped moving, but still sat on top of Peter.

How long? Tessa had asked, her voice strangling and nearly dying in her throat. When Peter had looked at her with a puzzled expression on his face,