Why Men Should Not be Allowed to Babysit

By Noah Pranksky

Humor and Entertainment - Why Men Should Not Be Allowed to Babysit is a humor and entertainment book offering, humorous comedy, cringe humor, and entertainment humor.
It is presently being made into a funny movies videos and holds the distinction of being one of the best new humor books 2012. It is difficult to have a serious discussion when the topic to be discussed is so inane...but so true. Let me put it this way; God sure knew what He was doing when he put women in charge of child bearing, rearing and nurturing. Candidly ladies, it isn’t completely a man’s fault that we are so lousy at this stuff. In reality, men are not so well equipped mentally to perform certain children “duties’ and yes, it is wise to watch us carefully until you we are properly trained in certain child abilities. It’s not like they have classes in this stuff! This book is more than just a funny book; it teaches women about their men and their limitations...sigh!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dr. Leland Benton
• Release date: Jan 19, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311565594

Noah Pranksky

Meet the Author: Dr. Noah Pranksky is a research behavioral scientist for Applied Mind Sciences. His research involves many aspects of the human mind including relationships, energy psychology, and various protocols and modalities relating to treatment and cure of various mental maladies. He and his wife Marianne reside in Portland, Oregon.

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Introduction

It is difficult to have a serious discussion when the topic to be discussed is so inane…but so true. Let me put it this way; God sure knew what He was doing when he put women in charge of child bearing, rearing and nurturing.

Candidly ladies, it isn’t completely a man’s fault that we are so lousy at this stuff. In reality, men are not so well equipped mentally to perform certain children "duties’ and yes, it is wise to watch us carefully until you we are properly trained in certain child abilities. It’s not like they have classes in this stuff!

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I’m going to attempt to explain from a behavioral science standpoint the differences in male/female child rearing abilities. The variances in male/female psyches are significant enough to demonstrate why men are so seemingly handicapped when it comes to child rearing. I am not attempting to make an excuse for male behavior; my point is that what comes naturally to a woman is not natural to a man. The differences in the male/female psyches are so vast I wrote a complete book on it called Male/Female Realities. Go here to get it:

I need to insert a disclaimer here. None of the photos in this ebook were taken by me or my staff. The ones we took were edited out by our compliance people as being too graphic. My favorite one was the guy who built a homemade flame thrower in his garage and while he was babysitting, his 2-year old son fried the dog and…oh, yeah the lawnmower is toast too. When the wife/mother got home and saw what had happened, she attacked her husband with a ball peen hammer and it took five cops to pull her off of him.

My second favorite one was the father who decided it was time to teach his 7-year old son how to mow the lawn with his super-duper tractor lawn mower. You’ve