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I tied an onion to my belt/
I tied a knot/
I'm tongue tied and terrified/
Then I tied an onion to my belt.
The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
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C. A. Broadribb
I’ve been writing ever since I was a child. I write both fiction and non-fiction in a variety of genres and subjects. I’ve written a few novels and numerous short stories and articles. I’ve had some of them published in magazines, newspapers, anthologies, e-newsletters and websites. I’ve also had some success in literary competitions. I also run The Best of Times short story competition twice a year. I have an MA in Professional Writing, a Graduate Diploma in Journalism and a Bachelor of Science (Computing) degree with distinction.
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